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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsI'm very loopy on pain pills. You know what that means.
1) I will make a life altering irreversible financial decision within the next 30 minutes.
2) I will go downstairs immediately afterward and operate some bladed machinery.
Thank you.
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I'm very loopy on pain pills. You know what that means. (Original Post)
LuckyCharms
Jul 2018
OP
Be careful. Stay off of Amazon, and handcuff yourself to the bed and put the key in your pocket.
Crutchez_CuiBono
Jul 2018
#1
Whatever you do, don't look at your nipples. They will pull you into the abyss.
Midnight Writer
Jul 2018
#16
Crutchez_CuiBono
(7,725 posts)1. Be careful. Stay off of Amazon, and handcuff yourself to the bed and put the key in your pocket.
Enjoy the ride.
LuckyCharms
(17,425 posts)3. I'm naked. I don't have a pocket.
Crutchez_CuiBono
(7,725 posts)5. Oh well.
I tried.
LuckyCharms
(17,425 posts)7. Wait...
I'll put the key in my surgery incision.
Crutchez_CuiBono
(7,725 posts)8. Oh god....
Lift off!
LuckyCharms
(17,425 posts)9. Don't worry...
I'll sterilize the key first. I'm not stupid.
dameatball
(7,397 posts)2. If it is #1, are you that Nigerian prince guy??
LuckyCharms
(17,425 posts)4. I am not sure what you mean...but I have a cool $500,000 to play with...
and tonight is the night.
dameatball
(7,397 posts)6. Lucky for me I don't know my bank account password
Lint Head
(15,064 posts)10. Please don't plant a cactus.
LuckyCharms
(17,425 posts)11. What should I do with it then?
Lint Head
(15,064 posts)13. Are succulents. Put them in some water and wait till in the morning.
flotsam
(3,268 posts)12. Pro tip:
Make sure to check amazon tomorrow to see what will be arriving Friday just in case you will need extra room in the house or garage...
bdtrppr6
(796 posts)14. stumbling around hoping not to bump head
on the corner of a table?
Take care! I'll be loaded and doing the same thing in about an hour.
edbermac
(15,939 posts)15. Give us all your financial information.
Bank accounts, stocks, passwords, PINS, etc.
Well keep them safe from you.
Midnight Writer
(21,762 posts)16. Whatever you do, don't look at your nipples. They will pull you into the abyss.