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LuckyCharms

(17,414 posts) Wed Jul 18, 2018, 11:38 PM Jul 2018

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Men: I have a serious question.

Have you ever taken a really good look at your nipples?

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Men: I have a serious question. (Original Post) LuckyCharms Jul 2018 OP

Sometimes I ponder uses for them Major Nikon Jul 2018 #1

I use mine as forks. LuckyCharms Jul 2018 #2

Sometimes in the winter I can use them to dial the phone Major Nikon Jul 2018 #14

I suppose that depends on what one considers "a really good look" RockRaven Jul 2018 #3

I don't think any look at a man's nipples could be considered a really good look unblock Jul 2018 #4

I mean...with an electron microscope. LuckyCharms Jul 2018 #5

Scanning or Tunneling? RockRaven Jul 2018 #7

Sucking. LuckyCharms Jul 2018 #8

I do know one changed permanently bdtrppr6 Jul 2018 #6

I was so disgusted I contracted them behind my pectoral muscles so they no longer offend me. Midnight Writer Jul 2018 #9

This message was self-deleted by its author yonder Jul 2018 #10

Damn, LC. I didn't mean to bust your thread. #10 removed. carry on yonder Jul 2018 #11

I'd have to get out the hedge clippers first Bradshaw3 Jul 2018 #12

Sure... All four of them. MrScorpio Jul 2018 #13

Why do I keep opening these threads? Laffy Kat Jul 2018 #15

Of course Flaleftist Jul 2018 #16

Only when I put ice cubes on them. n/t MicaelS Jul 2018 #17

Yeah, but I stopped. Iggo Jul 2018 #18

What for? Aristus Jul 2018 #19

I question why people ask such question? left-of-center2012 Jul 2018 #20

Because for the first time in 50 years... LuckyCharms Jul 2018 #21

Have those chest volcanoes of yours True Dough Jul 2018 #22

The president has made it very clear where he stands on this issue. LuckyCharms Jul 2018 #23

Am I supposed to have nipples? I'm not even sure I'd even know where to look for them. struggle4progress Jul 2018 #24

Major Nikon

(36,818 posts)

1. Sometimes I ponder uses for them

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Wed Jul 18, 2018, 11:42 PM

Jul 2018

LuckyCharms

(17,414 posts)

2. I use mine as forks.

Reply to Major Nikon (Reply #1)

Wed Jul 18, 2018, 11:42 PM

Jul 2018

Major Nikon

(36,818 posts)

14. Sometimes in the winter I can use them to dial the phone

Reply to LuckyCharms (Reply #2)

Thu Jul 19, 2018, 01:54 AM

Jul 2018

I have a rotary phone.

RockRaven

(14,916 posts)

3. I suppose that depends on what one considers "a really good look"

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Wed Jul 18, 2018, 11:45 PM

Jul 2018

So... maybe?

unblock

(52,126 posts)

4. I don't think any look at a man's nipples could be considered a really good look

Reply to RockRaven (Reply #3)

Wed Jul 18, 2018, 11:46 PM

Jul 2018

LuckyCharms

(17,414 posts)

5. I mean...with an electron microscope.

Reply to RockRaven (Reply #3)

Wed Jul 18, 2018, 11:46 PM

Jul 2018

RockRaven

(14,916 posts)

7. Scanning or Tunneling?

Reply to LuckyCharms (Reply #5)

Wed Jul 18, 2018, 11:59 PM

Jul 2018

Not all electron microscopes are created equal... though all will stay the hell away from my flesh if I have anything to say about it.

LuckyCharms

(17,414 posts)

8. Sucking.

Reply to RockRaven (Reply #7)

Wed Jul 18, 2018, 11:59 PM

Jul 2018

bdtrppr6

(796 posts)

6. I do know one changed permanently

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Wed Jul 18, 2018, 11:55 PM

Jul 2018

from a tight fit to a puffy one after a purple nurple in grade school.

Take it easy on the nipples, fellas!

Midnight Writer

(21,719 posts)

9. I was so disgusted I contracted them behind my pectoral muscles so they no longer offend me.

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Thu Jul 19, 2018, 12:39 AM

Jul 2018

Response to LuckyCharms (Original post)

yonder This message was self-deleted by its author.

yonder

(9,659 posts)

11. Damn, LC. I didn't mean to bust your thread. #10 removed. carry on

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Thu Jul 19, 2018, 01:34 AM

Jul 2018

Bradshaw3

(7,488 posts)

12. I'd have to get out the hedge clippers first

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Thu Jul 19, 2018, 01:42 AM

Jul 2018

And do some cutting in order to find them.

MrScorpio

(73,630 posts)

13. Sure... All four of them.

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Thu Jul 19, 2018, 01:53 AM

Jul 2018

Laffy Kat

(16,373 posts)

15. Why do I keep opening these threads?

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Thu Jul 19, 2018, 03:15 AM

Jul 2018

Flaleftist

(3,473 posts)

16. Of course

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Thu Jul 19, 2018, 02:05 PM

Jul 2018

MicaelS

(8,747 posts)

17. Only when I put ice cubes on them. n/t

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Thu Jul 19, 2018, 04:10 PM

Jul 2018

Iggo

(47,537 posts)

18. Yeah, but I stopped.

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Thu Jul 19, 2018, 06:02 PM

Jul 2018

Aristus

(66,294 posts)

19. What for?

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Thu Jul 19, 2018, 06:53 PM

Jul 2018

When there are so many other nipples I could be looking at...

left-of-center2012

(34,195 posts)

20. I question why people ask such question?

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Thu Jul 19, 2018, 10:48 PM

Jul 2018

LuckyCharms

(17,414 posts)

21. Because for the first time in 50 years...

Reply to left-of-center2012 (Reply #20)

Thu Jul 19, 2018, 11:35 PM

Jul 2018

I paid attention to my nipples and was delighted at their beauty. They are like little miniature chest volcanoes, resting majestically among a hair forest.

A peaceful hair forest.

True Dough

(17,256 posts)

22. Have those chest volcanoes of yours

Reply to LuckyCharms (Reply #21)

Fri Jul 20, 2018, 06:06 AM

Jul 2018

ever erupted?

Never mind...

LuckyCharms

(17,414 posts)

23. The president has made it very clear where he stands on this issue.

Reply to True Dough (Reply #22)

Fri Jul 20, 2018, 08:01 AM

Jul 2018

struggle4progress

(118,237 posts)

24. Am I supposed to have nipples? I'm not even sure I'd even know where to look for them.

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sat Jul 21, 2018, 02:53 AM

Jul 2018

I guess maybe the next time I'm on the town, I could ask some female for help finding them

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