Wal-Mart sells anal bleach for $24.00

[Kaleva]

Within time, there will be a noticeable change in color around the hole or your money back.

I Google searched "anal bleach" to test the theory that what one searches for or clicks on and reads determines what ads you may see here at DU.

If you clicked on to this OP and read it, you should be seeing some interesting ads too. You can thank me later for that.

[True Dough]

1. I don't want to settle

for a lightening of the color. I want an entire rainbow going on back there.

[WiffenPoof]

45. Yep... Gotta go there

🎶she called him Wildfire...🎶

[True Dough]

46. I ain't afraid

of no ghost horse!

[John Fante]

2. Does it remove ring around the asshole?

Asking for... a friend. Yeah, that's it.

[Glorfindel]

3. Well, another problem I didn't know existed. Live and learn.

From Wikipedia: "Anal bleaching is the process of lightening the color of the skin around the anus. It is done for cosmetic purposes, to make the color of the anus more uniform." Words fail me.

[Grassy Knoll]

4. I Have An App For That...

[True Dough]

27. An app?

Or does your keyboard replace the letter S for the Letter P?

[Salviati]

5. Maybe we can use it to get the stain out of the white house...

[Laffy Kat]

11. I was just wondering if that's what 45 uses around his mouth.

It honestly looks like a bleached asshole, I mean, if I knew what that looked like.

[keithbvadu2]

6. Santorum?

[Va Lefty]

7. Yet another reason I won't be at Walmart any time soon

[ornotna]

8. Get yours now!

While supplies last.

http://mypinkwink.com/

[Historic NY]

14. Where's DR Zit buster when you need her?

[link:|]

[miyazaki]

9. How about some before and after pics?

...nevermind.

[mythology]

16. Here you go, warning while safe for work, it may not be safe for your stomach

Link to tweet

/photo/1

[CottonBear]

38. Gah! It's an old Eric Trump!

[Kaleva]

32. They are easy to find on the internet but I won't post them here. DU is family friendly.

[Major Nikon]

42. ...

[Moostache]

10. Porn has officially won...

I thought that it was bad enough to have an epidemic of waxing bu this? Wave the white flag...

[Laffy Kat]

12. Great, now something else to feel self-conscious about.

[left-of-center2012]

13. I'm sorry I doubted you

So I had to go look.

[Ilsa]

15. And this is important to regular people because ... ???

Are we suppose to imitate or emulate porn stars?

[Mopar151]

17. It all depends on how your boogaloo situation stands, yunderstand?

Robert "Wolfman Jack" Smith

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

18. Ahhh, I have a star membership. No ads for me.

You'd be surprised at how little it costs for a star membership.

[A HERETIC I AM]

19. I'll take "Things I could have gone all summer not knowing " for $200, Alex

[NanceGreggs]

20. As seen on FB years ago ...

"Anal Bleach - The perfect gift for that asshole friend who needs to lighten up."

[edbermac]

21. They got it for men too.

Can’t wait go to there and ask some 65 yr old sales associate where the Anal Bleach is. I’ll bring my iPhone to record it.



https://www.walmart.com/ip/Endless-Love-Men-Anal-Bleaching-Gel-1oz/354753108

[zanana1]

22. One question: WHY? nt

[Wounded Bear]

23. As the old saying goes...if you have to ask...

[zanana1]

36. I'm so naive.

I'm 66, I was married for 38 years and I still don't get it sometimes. I think I get it now.

[Kaleva]

24. I'm going to go thru checkout with anal bleach, personal lubricant, surgical gloves & breath mints

Just to give the check out person a story to tell for the rest of his or her life.

[TygrBright]

26. Add a hank of clothesline and some duct tape. n/t

[crazycatlady]

33. Add another purchase

Condoms, lube, and cucumbers.

ETA or a baseball bat sized zucchini

[Kaleva]

39. I'm assuming you're not suggesting I actually use the items.

My step-daughter works at the local ER.

[crazycatlady]

41. just to get the reaction on the cashier's face

I'm sure your stepdaughter has stories.

[onethatcares]

35. better

print out a coupon and use your rewards card..

[peekaloo]

25. So that's what Thump uses around his eyes.

If you're gonna talk outta your ass might as well see what you're saying.

[Farmer-Rick]

28. Hmm and all that popped up for my ads was a fancy grill

And summer dresses? Has my better half been shopping again? Maybe it takes awhile to reprogram the ad choices. I'll have to search for it a couple of times.

Oh wait, what if it kicks in with anal bleach ads when my better half goes shopping again?

[mitch96]

29. Does is take care of "Ring around the Collar" too? n/t

[geardaddy]

30. And now I need some brain bleach. n/t

[In_The_Wind]

31. This will not be added to my shopping list.

[LuckyCharms]

34. No idea what my anus looks like. Afraid to look at it. n/t

[denbot]

37. I'm pretty sure it would take a horrible accident for me to see mine.

Likely the cherry atop that day..

[Initech]

40. Is that the same stuff Trump puts in his hair?

[smirkymonkey]

47. Probably, but it is supposed to go on his mouth.

I so hate the sight of that disgusting mouth. I wish he would bleach it into oblivion.

[Sancho]

43. I'd never heard of this...but you should see the reviews on Amazon!

https://www.amazon.com/Derriere-Lightening-Hydroquinone-Bleaching-Glycolic/dp/B01LX83RZ2/ref=sr_1_2_sspa?ie=UTF8&qid=1532478046&sr=8-2-spons&keywords=anal+bleach&psc=1#customerReviews

Damn, and I thought my generation tried everything...

[Kaleva]

44. "I now feel brave enough to have my partner intimate down there. "

And the partner has to be pretty brave themselves to go down there and be intimate.

https://www.amazon.com/Derriere-Lightening-Hydroquinone-Bleaching-Glycolic/product-reviews/B01LX83RZ2/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_paging_btm_2?ie=UTF8&reviewerType=all_reviews&pageNumber=2

[smirkymonkey]

48. Why do I get the feeling that i am terribly out of it?

This is just not something that has ever been on my radar. Why must we always be changing the way we are made by nature?

I don't know, maybe I am just feeling tragically un-hip these days.

[Kaleva]

49. People only are just now becoming aware of Brown Butthole Syndrome.

Seeing pics like this makes folks wonder what their own anus looks like.