Anal Bleach Pods.

[LuckyCharms]

Similar to Tide pods. You just stuff 'em in your crack and go about your business. By the end of the day, your body heat will melt them and your anus will be as white as a sheet of paper.

Unlike Tide pods, these are edible.

[Soxfan58]

1. I guess

All races can be racist.

[LuckyCharms]

2. Huh?

[LuckyCharms]

3. Gee, I sure hope this means something other than what I think it does.

Because it's like this...there have been posts in here about anal bleach. I'm simply playing off that.

White people use anal bleach, and I think it is ridiculous...it's funny to me. I can't imagine anyone but a white person using it out of pure vanity to lighten the natural color of their anus.

So maybe tell me what the fuck you are talking about?

[LuckyCharms]

4. I'm fucking waiting.

[Soxfan58]

7. Would you be upset if I did a whole gross thread on black face

Huh

[LuckyCharms]

8. Listen friend,

One has nothing at all to do with the other. I'm trying to be cordial here, I think you have a genuine misunderstanding. Black face is when white people essentially mock black people by coloring their face.

Anal bleach is exclusively a light skinned person thing that has nothing to do with dark skinned people...not a goddamn thing.

There are several threads in the lounge about anal bleach by several people. I'm not sure why you chose me, but I'm waiting for my apology.

[Soxfan58]

11. Sorry I miss understood

I had no knowledge, and should not have jumped to that conclusion. Can I still say it is gross, and must sting.

[LuckyCharms]

12. No problem, Soxfan...

I first learned of this years ago...I think it might have been the Howard Stern show or something. A young woman was on the show and her FATHER was actually giving her a bleaching treatment on TV.

I'm sure that some people may actually benefit from it...somehow, someway...but I like to mock things like this because I think in general, people concentrate too much on changing their natural looks. I don't mean plastic surgery per say...I just mean the lengths that people go to...

Have a nice day!

[LuckyCharms]

5. Well, I don't alert on posts.

Kind of weak that you throw that out there and then leave.

Read the rest of the lounge and you will realize that you fucked up. If you are going to accuse someone of that, maybe you should stick around and defend your statement. Or more accurately, fucking apologize.

Thanks for pissing me the fuck off because I'm trying to have a little fun. Strange how you are the only one taking this wrong.

[magicarpet]

6. Someone's using the anal bleach on their cerebellum ?

[Girard442]

9. I'm waiting for the inevitable Cosmo article:

"Bleach your anus so you can wear these dynamite summer outfits!"

[In_The_Wind]

10. Pass!

That must feel uncomfortable. I'll just leave things as nature intended.

[Sancho]

13. UPDATE: Mayor publicly accuses commissioner of anal bleaching. She calls it a #MeToo moment.

http://www.tampabay.com/florida-politics/buzz/2018/08/15/mayor-publicly-accuses-commissioner-of-anal-bleaching-she-calls-it-a-metoo-moment/

Why London thought it relevant, much less appropriate, to accuse a female commissioner of making her living from bleaching her own anus is even more baffling.

"Was it getting my sphincter bleached, is that what I earned my income for?" London said to Commissioner Anabelle Lima-Taub, as the two exchanged personal attacks. "No that would be you."

Lima-Taub says the mayor has made many sexually inappropriate advances on her before.

"I'm not a small girl. I'm half Latin, I have a derriere and he's made comments about it," she said. "He's felt very comfortable tapping it until my husband said enough is enough."

[rurallib]

14. haven't been to a beach in decades

just how small are the suits these days?