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Docreed2003

(16,850 posts) Wed Jul 25, 2018, 06:31 PM Jul 2018

That awkward moment...

When you mix up your teeth and anal bleaches

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That awkward moment... (Original Post) Docreed2003 Jul 2018 OP

That'll Floyd R. Turbo Jul 2018 #1

It may be enamel safe, but it's not anal safe! Docreed2003 Jul 2018 #9

So what did you brush your teeth with? The Velveteen Ocelot Jul 2018 #2

Not sure... Docreed2003 Jul 2018 #4

how's your breath lame54 Jul 2018 #7

Tastes like Clorox.... Docreed2003 Jul 2018 #8

Brighten your pucker and get rid of the hair at the same time. Solly Mack Jul 2018 #3

Yes! Docreed2003 Jul 2018 #5

They say beauty is painful. Solly Mack Jul 2018 #6

Floyd R. Turbo

(26,542 posts)

1. That'll

Reply to Docreed2003 (Original post)

Wed Jul 25, 2018, 06:42 PM

Jul 2018

bite you in the ass!

Docreed2003

(16,850 posts)

9. It may be enamel safe, but it's not anal safe!

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Reply #1)

Wed Jul 25, 2018, 07:04 PM

Jul 2018

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,582 posts)

2. So what did you brush your teeth with?

Reply to Docreed2003 (Original post)

Wed Jul 25, 2018, 06:43 PM

Jul 2018

Docreed2003

(16,850 posts)

4. Not sure...

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #2)

Wed Jul 25, 2018, 06:51 PM

Jul 2018

But my teeth are glistening and my lips are in a perfect pucker

lame54

(35,262 posts)

7. how's your breath

Reply to Docreed2003 (Reply #4)

Wed Jul 25, 2018, 06:57 PM

Jul 2018

Docreed2003

(16,850 posts)

8. Tastes like Clorox....

Reply to lame54 (Reply #7)

Wed Jul 25, 2018, 07:03 PM

Jul 2018

Solly Mack

(90,758 posts)

3. Brighten your pucker and get rid of the hair at the same time.

Reply to Docreed2003 (Original post)

Wed Jul 25, 2018, 06:44 PM

Jul 2018

Docreed2003

(16,850 posts)

5. Yes!

Reply to Solly Mack (Reply #3)

Wed Jul 25, 2018, 06:51 PM

Jul 2018

Solly Mack

(90,758 posts)

6. They say beauty is painful.

Reply to Docreed2003 (Reply #5)

Wed Jul 25, 2018, 06:52 PM

Jul 2018

I'll never be beautiful.

Not without good pain killers anyway.

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