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LuckyCharms

(17,425 posts) Wed Jul 25, 2018, 08:57 PM Jul 2018

Anyone know where I can get an inexpensive ass whoopin'? n/t

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Anyone know where I can get an inexpensive ass whoopin'? n/t (Original Post) LuckyCharms Jul 2018 OP

I'll whoop your ass for free. Shrike47 Jul 2018 #1

There are people you can pay for that. Funtatlaguy Jul 2018 #2

Use your bleach (n/t) PJMcK Jul 2018 #3

Dominatrix.com? Glamrock Jul 2018 #4

Depends. How much did you pay for your ass? TheCowsCameHome Jul 2018 #5

Will that be for here or to go? Arkansas Granny Jul 2018 #6

Any bar in town would work jmowreader Jul 2018 #7

Bring your ass over here Sanity Claws Jul 2018 #8

Our resident ass whooper doesn't seem to be here anymore. defacto7 Jul 2018 #9

Skittles, you are missed. Marie Marie Jul 2018 #10

Yes. n/t LuckyCharms Jul 2018 #11

That was my first thought, too... Rhiannon12866 Jul 2018 #14

Call the White House Best_man23 Jul 2018 #12

I can give you one for free! Initech Jul 2018 #13

Shrike47

(6,913 posts)

1. I'll whoop your ass for free.

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Wed Jul 25, 2018, 09:00 PM

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Funtatlaguy

(10,870 posts)

2. There are people you can pay for that.

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Wed Jul 25, 2018, 09:02 PM

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PJMcK

(22,035 posts)

3. Use your bleach (n/t)

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Wed Jul 25, 2018, 09:03 PM

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Glamrock

(11,797 posts)

4. Dominatrix.com?

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Wed Jul 25, 2018, 09:15 PM

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TheCowsCameHome

(40,168 posts)

5. Depends. How much did you pay for your ass?

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Wed Jul 25, 2018, 09:19 PM

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Arkansas Granny

(31,515 posts)

6. Will that be for here or to go?

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Wed Jul 25, 2018, 09:31 PM

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jmowreader

(50,557 posts)

7. Any bar in town would work

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Wed Jul 25, 2018, 09:38 PM

Jul 2018

Go up to the biggest guy in the place and start punching on him. He will give the whoopin you so desire.

Sanity Claws

(21,847 posts)

8. Bring your ass over here

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Wed Jul 25, 2018, 09:43 PM

Jul 2018

I'd be glad to help you out.

defacto7

(13,485 posts)

9. Our resident ass whooper doesn't seem to be here anymore.

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Wed Jul 25, 2018, 09:49 PM

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Marie Marie

(9,999 posts)

10. Skittles, you are missed.

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Wed Jul 25, 2018, 10:17 PM

Jul 2018

LuckyCharms

(17,425 posts)

11. Yes. n/t

Reply to Marie Marie (Reply #10)

Wed Jul 25, 2018, 10:18 PM

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Rhiannon12866

(205,295 posts)

14. That was my first thought, too...

Reply to Marie Marie (Reply #10)

Thu Jul 26, 2018, 04:48 AM

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Best_man23

(4,898 posts)

12. Call the White House

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Wed Jul 25, 2018, 11:44 PM

Jul 2018

Ask for "David Dennison," he'll tell you where you can find some Russian ladies who will whoop your ass.

Initech

(100,068 posts)

13. I can give you one for free!

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Thu Jul 26, 2018, 12:30 AM

Jul 2018

And I'm told my steel toes hurt too!

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