Need help-weird guy I know always talking about moth testes & anal bleach

[fleur-de-lisa]

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This guy lives in my town. My friends and I see him on occasion, weddings and funerals etc., but we don’t socialize with him because he is so odd and he says the strangest and most inappropriate things. It’s getting harder and harder to avoid him.

For example, he showed up at the funeral of my best friend’s husband. My friend just lost her husband to a freak tractor accident (guy was only 45 years old) and he started asking her about anal bleach. “What is the best method to bleach your nether hole” and “How do you get the bleach all the way up your rear end”. Needless to say, she almost fainted. The rest of us were appalled.

He attended a wedding a few months ago and started asking people about moth balls. One woman tried to help him by giving a straight answer, and then this jerk asked her how she was able to spread the legs of the tiny moth.

None of us are close friends with this guy, but he somehow finds out about about these events and, without fail, makes a jack ass out of himself and embarrasses everyone.

We’ve tried just ignoring him, but he barges in on conversations and starts in with all this rude shit. We just don’t know what to do anymore.

Has anything like this happened to anyone else? What would you do?

[Sanity Claws]

1. Tough

Maybe try to see things from his perspective.
Spend an evening with him and do anal bleaching together. If nothing else, you will learn a new skill. It might come in handy one day.

[fleur-de-lisa]

2. Whadda ya mean by 'from his perspective'?

If you’re suggesting I look up his bung hole while he squirts Clorox in there, well that’s a non-starter.

[dhol82]

3. Might be aspergers and doesn't know how to interact?

Just guessing.
Sounds totally weird.

[dhill926]

4. he's either mentally ill....

in which case he needs help. Or he's an asshole, in which case he needs an ass whupping....

[steve2470]

15. I vote for the mental illness nt

[LuckyCharms]

5. He sounds like a real asshole.

[fleur-de-lisa]

7. He may need to have his meds adjusted.

I don’t know. I’m not a mental health expert.

[ismnotwasm]

6. Moth testes and anal bleach

The Lounge finally has my full attention.

I think this guy is a creep and I’d keep him away from kids. What I personally would do Is say something along the lines of what the fuck do I know about anal bleach. Use google like a normal person. And If I decided that he is mentally deficient or challenged in some way, I flat out tell him, dude, you’re coming across like a creep with your bullshit, knock it off. Because sometimes people need to know

[fleur-de-lisa]

9. I definitely think he is challenged in some way.

[fleur-de-lisa]

8. The death of my friend's spouse was especially tragic.

Poor Bill contracted a nasty and fatal STD from riding a tractor in a wet bathing suit.

Christie is devastated. Bill should have merely lived the rest of his life in shame for contracting a venereal disease. Now he’s dead.

And that asshole LC had to make things worse by asking Christie about fucking anal bleach! I want to kick his anal-bleached ass!

[AnotherDreamWeaver]

10. Is this guy trying to win a Darwin Award?

Bleach is Toxic...

And just which fatal STD can one get from a tractor?

[fleur-de-lisa]

12. Which guy do you suggest should receive a Darwin?

LC, the disrespectful funeral-attending jerk, or Bill, the blameless STD victim?

Okay, Bill did cheat on his wife, my dear friend Christie. And the hoe he screwed was my ex-sister-in-law, that tramp Karen, who does it behind the laundry mat on Second Avenue. But still, Bill and Christie are the victims here.

STDs are no laughing matter, my friend.

I knew a girl who contracted a fatal STD from a toilet seat at an RNC convention in 1995. She died of shame. And I totally believe it, despite what Charlie Sheen says.

Taint funny, McGee.

[AnotherDreamWeaver]

14. LC if he puts bleach up his ass.

This thread reminds me of one years back about some critter someones uncle I think it was, found...

[Demovictory9]

16. sure he did

[Ptah]

11. Turn him upside down

[fleur-de-lisa]

13. Why?

Will that cause the anal bleach to drain out of his bung hole?

To be clear, I no longer care what happens to that jerk. None of us really know him anyway. He just has a habit of showing up.

I just want advice on how to avoid him.