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Stuart G

(38,414 posts)
Mon Jul 30, 2018, 02:33 PM Jul 2018

Joke about a Cab Driver & a Nun, (no offense meant to anyone, please)

A cab driver picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring. He replies: ‘I have a question to ask, but I don’t want to offend you.’

She answers, ‘ My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.’

‘Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.’

She responds, ‘Well, let’s see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.’

The cab driver is very excited and says, ‘Yes, I’m single and Catholic!’

‘OK’ the nun says. ‘Pull into the next alley.’

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

‘My dear child,’ said the nun, ‘Why are you crying?’

‘Forgive me but I’ve sinned. I lied and I must confess; I’m married and I’m Jewish.’

The nun says, ‘That’s OK. My name is Kevin and I’m going to a costume party.’

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Joke about a Cab Driver & a Nun, (no offense meant to anyone, please) (Original Post) Stuart G Jul 2018 OP
Thanks for the chuckle leftieNanner Jul 2018 #1
Well... everyone walks away with a surprise. magicarpet Jul 2018 #2
Laughed so hard it brought on a coughing fit! Bayard Jul 2018 #3

magicarpet

(14,144 posts)
2. Well... everyone walks away with a surprise.
Mon Jul 30, 2018, 03:20 PM
Jul 2018

One can only hope that the Nun's lipstick did not get smudged or her habit disheveled.

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