All I want

[LuckyCharms]

is a mens wallet that holds a smartphone and has credit card slots. That's all I want. I am not asking for too much. Oh, I also want something that I can slip into my pocket without it looking like I stole a freaking watermelon from the store. I don't need a freaking "clutch" wallet, just a wallet. I don't need something that is 8 inches x 5 inches and looks like a fucking leather portfolio with my life history contained in it. I just want a stupid wallet. I don't want a phone specific wallet because I may be changing phones soon.

Oh, and I don't want to go on Amazon and see a specific style of wallet that I don't like followed by 140,000 wallets in the exact same style, only with different patterns on the front like kitties, doggies, big doggies, little doggies, funny doggies, funny kitties, the Buffalo Bills, the San Francisco 49ers, the French Flag, the Union Jack, "git 'er Done", Bart Simpson, a picture of mountains, a picture of a wolf howling at the moon, every breed of dog known to man, lions, tigers, bears, Led Zeppelin, the Goo Goo Dolls, Bob Dylan, Milwaukee Tools, Rigid Tools, DeWalt Tools, red flowers, blue flowers, Andy Warhol, I am a carpenter, I am an electrician, I am a plumber, the flag of every country in Africa, Charlie Chaplin, Humphrey Bogart, James Dean, Marlon Brando, love it or leave it, engineers do it with precision, kiss me I'm Irish, Pandas, more Pandas, Raccoons, I love beer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am, I'm high, don't worry I'm hilarious, the Hansons, Chuck Berry....

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME AMAZON AND EBAY??? I GOT SHIT TO DO MAN, I CAN'T BE SPENDING HALF A DAY LOOKING FOR A $10 WALLET. WHY YOU DO THIS TO ME? WHY?

[Marie Marie]

1. Ah, they are just messin' with you because

they love reading your rants. As do I.

[LuckyCharms]

6. .

[pansypoo53219]

2. have you tried a purse?

[LuckyCharms]

4. I have a men's purse

and I also have a clutch wallet. Nothing wrong with them (they work), but they were both too large for my taste. The only reason I am looking for something now is that I want to be able to grab just one thing when I go somewhere (combo wallet) vs. two things (phone and wallet separately). Also, I don't have a house key anymore because I made the entrance locks to be opened with a PIN, so I only need one car key and can throw that into the wallet. Because my phone is on the smaller side. I want a wallet that is small enough so it can fit into my pocket. My clutch wallet is 8 inches long...way too big.

[pansypoo53219]

7. they make smaller purses. LEATHER.

[forgotmylogin]

3. So this?

[LuckyCharms]

5. Something like that, but the one in that picture...

is phone specific and has cut outs for the camera, volume buttons, etc. I'm looking for something that will hold a phone already enclosed in a protective case. I actually found one and ordered it...we'll see how it works.

[Alpeduez21]

8. Only two cards and a license?

I wish. My license, a target card, a pharmacy card, insurance cards for my daughter and me, gas card, business credit card, personal credit card, HSA card (health savings account), 6-10 business cards to hand out as needed . . . hmmm come to think of it a man clutch may be just the thing.

[MissMillie]

9. Somebody call a Whaaaa-bulance

I'd like a pair of women's pants that has pockets big enough to hold my license, a cigarette lighter, maybe a dollar or two, and a lip balm. I have no cell phone. If there are 2 pockets, this shouldn't be an issue.

I don't want to have to carry a purse, because if I do, I have to carry it around all day like a ball and chain.

I can't tell you how many pairs of pants I have tried on that LOOK like they have pockets, but there are NO pockets.

I've been told that pockets make women look fat.

No company would ever try to sell a man a pair of pants w/o a pocket.



All I can say is what people tell me.... "get a purse (pocketbook,... handbag... etc)