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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsIn 20-30 years, humans will evolve to have pouches...
like kangaroos.
So we can carry all of the shit we don't actually need around. Phone, wallet, tablet, fit bit, water bottle, protein snacks, survival knife, first aid kit, notebook, pen, compass, lip balm, sunscreen, flashlight, multi-tool, paracord, emergency matches, etc.
Just jam all of that shit in your pouch and walk around like a stuffed goober.
"Mom, I'm going across the street. Be back in an hour"
DID YOU STUFF YOUR POUCH YOUNG MAN????
leftieNanner
(15,124 posts)Thank you!! I needed a laugh.
LuckyCharms
(17,444 posts)leftieNanner
(15,124 posts)carry my husband's crap in my purse any more?
LuckyCharms
(17,444 posts)Flaleftist
(3,473 posts)Design the "Kangaroo pouch shirt" and get the informationals started.
N_E_1 for Tennis
(9,736 posts)I have taken to stapling my excess nut package into a pseudo pouch.
Stretch nut sack up to stomach and secure it there. Place valuables inside your new pouch.
Im old and it just gets larger. Gotta do something with it. Google it.
leftieNanner
(15,124 posts)nt
N_E_1 for Tennis
(9,736 posts)At least thats what my mistress says.
LuckyCharms
(17,444 posts)N_E_1 for Tennis
(9,736 posts)KY_EnviroGuy
(14,492 posts)........ .......
Flaleftist
(3,473 posts)NRaleighLiberal
(60,015 posts)as in the actual phone...
Doreen
(11,686 posts)the kitchen sink along with all of the mentioned items?