Lindsey Graham Dining Alone At Applebee's Kind Of Wishes Protesters Would Come Heckle Him

[mahatmakanejeeves]

When I wrote about Lindsey Graham's long-shot presidential bid in 2015, the bartenders at the Hilton Garden Inn in Manchester, NH actually told us they were worried about him, b/c he spent so much time eating there alone.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/lindsey-graham-is-a-joyful-candidate-with-a-bleak-campaign-message/2015/09/10/ff8f795e-5566-11e5-abe9-27d53f250b11_story.html?utm_term=.66ab089368ff …

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[MontanaMama]

1. Dining alone at Crapplebees!!!

Love The Onion.

[Ilsa]

2. I thought this was going to be a Borowitz Report. nt

Should have known the Onion had it!

[TheCowsCameHome]

3. "Waiter -Where's the crow I ordered?"