Update on my overly-friendly, handsy pharmaceutical rep.

[Aristus]

She's moving to California to be with her family.

I will no longer have to duck and cover when she shows up to the clinic.



She did some good things in her time. She got our clinical Hepatitis C program up and running. She gave us all the info we need to make sure our Hep C patients have the treatment they need.

But her undivided attention was always a little unnerving...

She touched my arm a couple of times during our final visit an hour ago. Then she jumped up, and said "Give me a hug!"

I did. I managed to keep it to 'one-Mississippi'. Then she made her goodbyes.

She was nice. But I wish her well...

[magicarpet]

1. "One Mississippi",... HA !

[cyclonefence]

2. Ick

Glad for you she's moving on.

[sdfernando]

3. One Mississippi

To be recited with a thick accent:

First I do Emma
Then do me
Then I do 2 asses
Then I do me
The I do 2 asses again
Them me again
Then I Pee twice
Then I do me again





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That is how you spell Mississippi.

[dixiegrrrrl]

6. I love that!

One of my favorite Southern authors wrote a book titled Crooked Letter, Crooked Letter, after another way to spell Mississippi..

M
I
crooked letter
crooked letter
I
crooked letter
crooked letter
I
pea
pea
I

[OriginalGeek]

7. we always did the pea pea

as humpback letter humpback letter

[malthaussen]

4. Ah, what a relief...

... one perhaps not unmixed with a twinge of regret. Best this way, though, counter-factuals are always more fun than reality.

Be interesting if they aim another one at you.

-- Mal

[Aristus]

5. Oh, don't get me wrong. She was very attractive.

It was a bit of an ego boost to be the object of that kind of attention. Especially since I went throughout my adolescent apparently slathered in girl-repellent.

I'm much less socially awkward now, closing in on fifty, than I was then. I'm more at ease around attractive women too, no doubt due to my lovely wife.

But the pharma rep's effusive attentions made me a little uneasy.

I'm glad she's moving on...

[In_The_Wind]

8. Ahh. Peace in the workplace.