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Know any good Thanksgiving Day jokes?
Q) - What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?
A) - A turkey that can pluck itself.
Q) - Why did the police arrest the turkey?
A) - They suspected it of fowl play.
Q) - In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated?
A) - Turkey.
Q) - What holiday do they celebrate in prison?
A) - Shanksgiving.
Q) - What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by it's diameter?
A) - Pumpkin pi
And finally, I never understood why the Lions and Cowboys always get to play on Thanksgiving...Shouldn't the Patriots play the Redskins, and then steal their stadium?
Happy Thanksgiving!