MEANWHILE, in California...

[Blue_Tires]

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And in the same thread, no less:

Link to tweet

[jberryhill]

1. I'm only good for about an hour of doorbell licking

I could go longer when I was younger.

[California_Republic]

2. We have tasty door knobs. What can I say?

[democratisphere]

3. Just wondering if the "ring" doorbell is made of antimicrobial materials.

[Drifter]

4. Funny tweet

I don't know his name, but his face rings a bell

Cheers
Drifter

[Crutchez_CuiBono]

5. Waa waa waaaaaaahhhh.

Good one.

[Crutchez_CuiBono]

6. Local police were called...they shot him.

Said he matched the description. Dead ringer.

[jpak]

7. Cornflake-fried Door Buzzards - mmMAmmamammmm