I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey, but I

[Floyd R. Turbo]

turned myself around!

[Tobin S.]

1. I'm addicted to the hanky panky.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

3. That's a

nasty habit! 😏

[Crutchez_CuiBono]

2. We listened to that one every week at the old roller rink.

Seems like it was a free for all song. Dance in the middle, skate the opposite way etc.

[PoliticAverse]

4. That's what this post's all about? n/t

[Beartracks]

5. That's what it's all about!

Good for you!

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[mahatmakanejeeves]

6. At least you weren't doing the Hinkum-Booby.

I made the mistake of going to Wikipedia:

Hokey cokey

[SeattleVet]

7. Fro a Washington Post Style contest...

The Hokey Pokey, as it would have been written by William Shakespeare:


O proud left foot, that ventures quick within
Then soon upon a backward journey lithe.
Anon, once more the gesture, then begin:
Command sinistral pedestal to writhe.
Commence thou then the fervid Hokey-Poke,
A mad gyration, hips in wanton swirl.
To spin! A wilde release from Heaven's yoke.
Blessed dervish! Surely canst go, girl.
The Hoke, the poke — banish now thy doubt
Verily, I say, 'tis what it's all about.

[Bayard]

9. Excellent!

I've never heard the Hokey Pokey rendered so romantically.

[Solly Mack]

8. Someone needs to shake you all about.