Do Not Remove This Tag

[mysteryowl]

I did! What will happen now?

[Adsos Letter]

1. Don't answer the door!

Just run out the back.

[mysteryowl]

7. Okay. I will!

[Rorey]

2. Well, if it's on your blow dryer....

Then someone's surely going to try to use it while taking a bath.

[Iggo]

19. ...or while they're sleeping.

[JuJuYoshida]

3. I'm telling the cops I don't know you

[mysteryowl]

9. Damn! Are they coming?

[magicarpet]

4. Melania trDump will show up at your house...

,... drag you across her knees and give you a spanking you will never forget.

And depending on your appetite might never regret.

"The Donald" will be there to coach her along and make sure you do not enjoy it too much.

[Ferrets are Cool]

5. There is only ONE good answer for this post...

[defacto7]

6. Just sew it back on, no one will know the difference.

But if it was glued on... I'm sorry, there's nothing that can be done. It's over.

[mysteryowl]

8. There is no hope! It's plastic and cut to shreads.

[JuJuYoshida]

10. THUG LYF

[mysteryowl]

11. Sorry I'm not really "cool". I don't know what that means?

[defacto7]

12. ...

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

13. In England, if you cut off the tags

You cannot donate the item to a charity shop. Oddly, I just found this out today. We have two big easy chairs we want to donate and we were told this. Fortunately, both chairs have tags and will be picked up on Monday.

Making room for a piano.

[mysteryowl]

15. Well, iwillalwayswonderwhy, that is a very practical response.

[TheCowsCameHome]

14. Who said that? Where are you?

Uh-oh. You're gone, dude.......

[Flaleftist]

16. It happens.

[Huin]

17. Oh My...

You may be in as much trouble as the guy who couldn't find his way out of his hotel room.
There were only two doors. One was the door to the bathroom and the other one had a sign on the door knob saying "DO NOT DISTURB"

[Iggo]

18. Nice post, Portnoy.

[Yavin4]

20. Well, you've just created a tear in the time/space continuum

Hope that you're satisfied with yourself.

[montana_hazeleyes]

21. No matter what you do from here on out,

people will KNOW what you did. It will be written all over your face. You'll have nowhere to hide...