What do you call 3 rabbits hopping backwards?

[mysteryowl]

A receding hare line.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Hare line?

[red dog 1]

2. Did you hear about the rabbit who washed his hare & couldn't do a thing with it?

[keithbvadu2]

3. groooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

[First Speaker]

4. A man ran over a rabbit and killed him...

...and he stopped the car and got out, feeling lousy about it. Just then, a beautiful blonde drove up and got out, looked at the situation, and smiled. She got a spray can out of her car, sprayed the late rabbit with it, and to the man's astonishment saw the rabbit come to life! The rabbit twitched, stood up, and started to hop away from the scene. After he had gotten about twenty feet, he turned to the man and woman and waved, then turned around and hopped again. Then he again stopped and waved, went on, turned and waved again, and so on until he disappeared into the woods.
The man turned to the blonde and said, "what on earth did you do to revive that rabbit?" She just handed him the spray can, and he read what was on it:

"Hare restorer. Brings dead hare to life. Leaves permanent wave."

[dixiegrrrrl]

5. I love silly puns!

I thank you and the 5 people who are gonna get this in an email are gonna thank you....,maybe.