Silly original joke time

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Here's three that I made up.

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How often do you trim an acacia bush?

Acaciasionally.

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If you prune a plum tree do you therefore plum a prune tree?

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No dog is monogamous.

They all have four paws.

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That's all I got for now.

[ProudLib72]

1. Ok, I'll play

Q: Why did the dog always fail English composition?

A: He could never make it past a "ruff" draft

Note: I teach English comp.

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😂😂😂

[TlalocW]

2. Mine

Q: What green and has wheels?
A: Grass. I lied about the wheels.

TlalocW

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[True Dough]

3. What do you call a Twitter user who regularly calls out the president?

SHRED-ded tweets!

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4. LOL

[applegrove]

7. Whenever someone high up in government is in the hospital say "don't step

on Woodward, he might be under the hospital bed".