Man steals chainsaw by stuffing it in his pants.

[edbermac]

You might think that someone who sticks a chainsaw down his pants isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed.

However, it’s the technique used by a thief in Fresno, California, on Wednesday afternoon to steal one from an equipment store, according to The Fresno Bee.

Surveillance video shows a man shoving the chainsaw into his pants and using his jacket to cover the engine assembly.

The suspect drove off in a silver late-1990s Ram pickup truck, according to the paper. The store’s owner, Jeff Bennett, said he believes an accomplice was watching the location last week.

“You get a feel for these people,” he told the Bee.

Police are asking anyone who might know or recognize the man in the video to contact authorities, according to local station KFSN TV.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/chainsaw-theft-stuck-in-pants-fresno_n_5ca649fee4b082d775e25c1e

And let the jokes begin...

[Historic NY]

1. Cuts both ways......

[Wounded Bear]

2. Are you happy to see me, or....

[TheCowsCameHome]

3. He won't have any tool in his shed

if that sucker gets fired up.

[poli-junkie]

4. Notice how anchorman disses California at the end?

[llmart]

6. Who knew that Florida Man moved to California!

[backtoblue]

7. And he stopped by to see a pal in Arkansas

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10181203604


I get around .. (Beach Boys video goes here)

[JDC]

5. There's a manscaping joke in there somewhere.

[Chin music]

8. Dude looks like he could afford to buy it.

Now everyone SAW what he did there.

[diva77]

10. I'd say he's a hack.

[rurallib]

9. going for that 'do it at home' sex change operation?