Does anybody know where my keys are?

[zanana1]

They're not in the house and they're not in the car.

[mahatmakanejeeves]

1. Maybe they're in the dryer. NT

[cilla4progress]

2. On the table by the front door?

In the garage?

[Botany]

3. Directly above the center of the earth

n/t

[jberryhill]

29. Oh that's good

[madaboutharry]

4. I know where they are.

They are in the pocket of the last jacket you wore, which could be in one of the following places: 1. The coat closet. 2. The laundry hamper 3. Hanging on the back of the dining room chair.

Good Luck!

[True Dough]

5. Check all of your pockets!

[Sanity Claws]

6. Coat pocket? Refrigerator?

If you went shopping, the keys could have fallen in the bag. Check any bags that you have not emptied and put away.

BTW, I couldn't find my keys once and later found them in my coat. The keys had fallen through a hole in the pocket and were stuck in the coat lining.

[Laffy Kat]

32. On top of the refrigerator...

Or between the sofa cushions. You're welcome.

[Doreen]

33. In the refrigerator was my first thought.

My niece put her keys in there once.

[pdxflyboy]

7. Look under the seat cushions.

[tblue37]

8. They will be in the last place you look. (Old joke.) Do check between the seat cushions

of couch and chairs, and under the place you sit. My friend's keys used to fall out of his pockets and get lost that way sometimes.

[zanana1]

12. Between the seat cushions!

You're my hero! Thank you!

[mr_lebowski]

28. Reminds me of a bit from a comic I once saw named Bob Rubin ...

Along these lines ...

"I cut open the belly of Tibetan Mountain Goat the other day!

Reached down into it's still-steamin' guts ... and ... pulled out mah car keys!?!

Aw don't it figure ...

It's always the last place ya look ... "

Kinda had to see it ... it was all in the delivery ...

[Ptah]

10. Ask the Administrators

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=ata

[Kali]

25. this!

[InAbLuEsTaTe]

11. Maybe your keys fell into another dimension... through a wormhole maybe?

Bernie & Elizabeth 2020!!!
Welcome to the revolution!!!

[sarge43]

20. The same alternate universe where socks go to n/t

[Fla Dem]

13. Check the refrigerator. Otherwise, they're where you already looked, but did not see them.

[Dr Hobbitstein]

14. Next to the banana guacamole. nt

[samnsara]

15. hubby constantly looses his car keys and his office keys are also on that ring so i bought him..

...a key ring that has a tracer in it that beeps when you activate the phone app to 'find it'....hes used it twice this month and has shown it to everyone at work. Its called Key Smart with a built in tile. Comes in colors but I bought hubby the bright red one!

God luck looking for your keys this am.

[samnsara]

16. if you have a dog who likes to take things...go look in the yard.

[A HERETIC I AM]

17. They are under something you placed on top of them

You put them down and then you placed something else on top of them inadvertently

[Harker]

18. They're in the front door lock. n/t

[sarge43]

19. They're where you last left them. n/t

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

21. Do you have a cat? If so, they are under the refrigerator

or in the cat's water bowl.

[wishstar]

22. Maybe the recycle bin if not in a pants or coat pocket, or maybe in a door lock

Last week I found I had left my missing keys in an outside door lock. Last year I found them in the recycle bin as I had laid them down and then covered them on some papers that ended up in recycle. I have started using and glancing more often at the hook where I put them, to make sure they are there and not misplaced in some crazy place.

[ploppy]

23. Check your hands.

You never know!

[Marie Marie]

24. Check the junk drawer.

You can find ANYTHING in the junk drawer.

[zanana1]

34. My junk drawer is full...of junk. nt

[Codeine]

27. Jacket pocket.

Failing that, behind the pillows near the arm of the couch.

Oh wait, that’s where MY keys are. Sorry.

[IADEMO2004]

30. by the Weed?

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

31. Have you looked in the freezer?

On top of the dryer?

In the pocket of the jacket you wore last week?

In your 7th graders' backpack?

Under the garden gnome? No, not that one, the one at the back of the garden. If not there, how about the garden gnome in the side yard? No?

Look in the purse you were using last week but swapped out three days ago for your current one. Yes, go check it out. Those keys might be in the inside zippered compartment.

They're not? Well, let me think. Have you double checked that place in the garage? Yes, I mean the secret place where you hide, well, never mind what you hide there, have you looked there? Oh, the keys aren't there.

Let me think. Double check your secret stash. Yes, you know the one I mean. Look there. I'll wait.

Hooray, you found the keys!

Thank you. So happy to be of help.

[GreydeeThos]

35. Look in the door lock

Come into the house with a double arm load of stuff, stick the key in with the knuckles of your left hand, get the door open with your knee, and rush to the table to drop the stuff. Close the door and put the stuff away not realizing the key is still in the lock on the outside of the door.