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DetlefK

(16,423 posts) Fri Apr 19, 2019, 12:06 PM Apr 2019

"One day I was sitting in a restaurant with my wife..."

"One day I was sitting in a restaurant with my wife. This girl came over, said hello and walked away. My wife asked who she is, and I said, don't you start. I have enough trouble explaining to her who you are."

Rodney Dangerfield

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"One day I was sitting in a restaurant with my wife..." (Original Post) DetlefK Apr 2019 OP

oh lord, I needed a good laugh right now. rurallib Apr 2019 #1

My all time favorite Rodney quote Submariner Apr 2019 #2

"I was so depressed that... Ohiogal Apr 2019 #3

my wife wants to have sex in the back seat of the car, but she wants me to drive Skittles Apr 2019 #4

Skittles! ploppy Apr 2019 #5

HOWDY PLOPPY Skittles Apr 2019 #7

Welcome back!! Whose ass did you have to kick? Nt spooky3 Apr 2019 #11

I asked my old man if I could go ice-skating on the lake. Yavin4 Apr 2019 #6

He was simply the best! JuJuYoshida Apr 2019 #8

Before I married my wife I wanted sex in the worst way NightWatcher Apr 2019 #9

I told my psychiatrist..... Hotler Apr 2019 #10

rurallib

(62,416 posts)

1. oh lord, I needed a good laugh right now.

Reply to DetlefK (Original post)

Fri Apr 19, 2019, 12:35 PM

Apr 2019

Submariner

(12,504 posts)

2. My all time favorite Rodney quote

Reply to DetlefK (Original post)

Fri Apr 19, 2019, 12:48 PM

Apr 2019

Ohiogal

(32,000 posts)

3. "I was so depressed that...

Reply to DetlefK (Original post)

Fri Apr 19, 2019, 12:50 PM

Apr 2019

I decided to jump from the tenth floor. They sent up a priest. He said, “On your mark....”

Skittles

(153,160 posts)

4. my wife wants to have sex in the back seat of the car, but she wants me to drive

Reply to DetlefK (Original post)

Fri Apr 19, 2019, 04:27 PM

Apr 2019

ploppy

(2,162 posts)

5. Skittles!

Reply to Skittles (Reply #4)

Fri Apr 19, 2019, 05:18 PM

Apr 2019

Glad to see you! It's been a while.

Skittles

(153,160 posts)

7. HOWDY PLOPPY

Reply to ploppy (Reply #5)

Fri Apr 19, 2019, 05:35 PM

Apr 2019

yes INDEED

spooky3

(34,455 posts)

11. Welcome back!! Whose ass did you have to kick? Nt

Reply to Skittles (Reply #4)

Fri Apr 19, 2019, 10:03 PM

Apr 2019

Yavin4

(35,439 posts)

6. I asked my old man if I could go ice-skating on the lake.

Reply to DetlefK (Original post)

Fri Apr 19, 2019, 05:18 PM

Apr 2019

He told me, “Wait til it gets warmer.”

JuJuYoshida

(2,215 posts)

8. He was simply the best!

Reply to DetlefK (Original post)

Fri Apr 19, 2019, 05:43 PM

Apr 2019

NightWatcher

(39,343 posts)

9. Before I married my wife I wanted sex in the worst way

Reply to DetlefK (Original post)

Fri Apr 19, 2019, 07:22 PM

Apr 2019

And since we've been married, that's the only way we have it.

Hotler

(11,424 posts)

10. I told my psychiatrist.....

Reply to DetlefK (Original post)

Fri Apr 19, 2019, 08:33 PM

Apr 2019

I was having suicidal tendencies. He said from now on I have to pay in advance.

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