You have been taken hostage. Coming to your rescue is/are the last person/people you saw on TV.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

Who will save you?

Coming for me are the 2019 Rose Bowl Champions Ohio State Buckeyes

[shanny]

1. lucky for me, Wonder Woman

[Floyd R. Turbo]

3. Wow! Lucky dog!

[Nay]

129. Oh, man! An automatic save!

[rurallib]

2. Thom Hartmann and Stephanie Miller

free speech TV

[Floyd R. Turbo]

4. ✌🏻

[yellowdogintexas]

100. Today's show was the last tv I watched, but the last person(s) I saw

were Frances Collier and Angela V Davis (of the Detroit Davises) AKA Frangela

[Coventina]

5. Stephen Colbert and Jean Baptiste!

on edit: fixed Stephen's name!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

6. Nice! ✌🏻

[Thyla]

7. Bill Maher and John Waters, lol

Nodded off not long after.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

40. ✌🏻

[happybird]

47. That would be a fun rescue, lol! nt

[Little Star]

8. Ancient Aliens.....

And I have a few more episodes taped that I plan on watching today.

I love that show!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

41. 👽👍🏻

[Little Star]

49. lol

[jberryhill]

92. Could extraterrestrials use the Internet? And, if so...

Last edited Wed Jun 5, 2019, 08:03 AM - Edit history (1)

...would they be on message forums?

Ancient astronaut theorists say “Yes” and point to an unusual post on DU as evidence.

[Arkansas Granny]

9. Well, I'm doomed. It will be a show host from QVC.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

42. 😢

[unc70]

10. Holmes and Watson from Elementary

My odds look pretty good.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

43. 🕵🏻‍♂️👍🏻

[awesomerwb1]

11. Stormy Daniels ahem

Just kidding. Or am I? I am, just kidding.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

44. 😱

[tonedevil]

83. So your story should have a...

happy ending.

[iscooterliberally]

12. I'm not sure?

If you count a video that I watched online then it's AOC. If you mean only TV then it's Gail King. I had CBS on this morning before I left for work. If I had to be rescued, I would love it if AOC and Gail King showed up!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

53. Good luck! 👍🏻

[Tree-Hugger]

13. The Simpsons

I'm down with that.

[Anon-C]

14. So if Lt. Joe Kenda is coming to save me...

...are you sure I am not already deceased?

[Laffy Kat]

107. Oooh, that's a good one.

I have a little crush on Lt. Kenda.

[Anon-C]

111. My, My, My!

[Laffy Kat]

112. LOL.

[Auggie]

15. Dr. Sheldon Cooper, Dr. Leonard Hofstadter, Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler, and Ms. Penny

[First Speaker]

16. Frankenstein's Monster

[area51]

17. Hmm, it's

Jane O'Brien, BBC presenter.

[dameatball]

18. Momma and the Mooks

[Sherman A1]

19. Probably no one

as I watch very little TV.

[ploppy]

20. Law and Order SVU gang

will come to save me!

[Va Lefty]

21. Buffy

Been binge rewatching BTVS

[redstatebluegirl]

22. The weather man on KFOR.

[mahatmakanejeeves]

23. If only you had asked at 10:00 last night....

Breaker! Breaker!



Theatrical release poster

Breaker! Breaker! is a 1977 action film starring Chuck Norris.

It was that or Star Trek.

Here's a sample of what you missed:

Breaker! Breaker! (1977)

Truck driver searches for his brother, who has disappeared in a town run by a corrupt judge.

Cast:

Michael Augenstein ... Billy Dawes

Michael Augenstein is an actor, known for Breaker! Breaker! (1977) and Macbeth (1981).

[Polly Hennessey]

24. Judge Judy. 😃

[trev]

25. Oh, no!

I'm being rescued by Michael Scott! (The Office).

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

26. Chris Matthews. I'm doomed.

[pandr32]

27. The angel and demon from Good Omens

[Brainstormy]

28. the assassin on Killing Eve

I'm going to be fine.

[VWolf]

29. Brad Marchand n/t

[ret5hd]

30. Goddamnit Spongebob!!!

[samnsara]

121. please say you have kids ;)

[Croney]

31. Forget it. The star of My 600 Pound Life can't get out of bed.

[Shrek]

32. Jimmy Kimmel and Zach Galifianakis

This doesn't end well.

[50 Shades Of Blue]

33. Ridge Forrester

[klook]

34. Some trio of third-rate basketball analysts I watched on ESPN

for a few minutes. I don’t even know who these guys were — never saw them before. Apparently the bar to spout off on ESPN is very low, especially in non-prime time slots.

They pointed out the obvious re: Warriors vs. Raptors, then indulged in half-baked speculation re: Klay Thompson’s hamstring injury.

If these guys are my salvation, I’m in deep doo-doo!

[zeusdogmom]

35. Col. Klink

I'm doomed. 😆

[Auggie]

48. ROFL

[AJT]

36. Lucky me Holmes and Watson.

[LNM]

37. Anthony Bourdain

I wish that were possible.

[lindysalsagal]

69. I've got bad news....

[demmiblue]

38. Lake Bell/Dax Shepard on the TV...

Ali Velshi on the computer.

[Tikki]

39. Noah Wiley..

Works for me.


Tikki

[Clash City Rocker]

54. Playing who?

If it’s his Librarian character, you’re in pretty good shape.

[Tikki]

55. Absolutely...

and Rebecca Romijn for extra good measure.


Tikki

[Clash City Rocker]

60. I love that show

I watched the first episode on Hulu out of curiosity, and ended up binge watching the whole series. It was very well done.

[happybird]

45. Hell yeah!

Watching Criminal Minds marathon on ION.

Come save me Mr. Derek Morgan!
*fans self*

[Evergreen Emerald]

46. The people from the Republic of Doyle

Netflix binge.

[Phentex]

50. I'm in luck!

The crew of Below Deck Mediterranean is coming to save me. Captain Sandy HAS battled pirates in real life so I've got that going for me.

[Kurt V.]

51. I'm in luck. Morgan Freeman

[samnsara]

67. he can save me anytime!

..i dont even have to be in trouble

[stevil]

52. The entire cast of It's always Sunny in Philadelphia.

I'm fucked.

[LuvLoogie]

56. Uh oh!

Thank you Ross and Rachel!!

[Skittles]

57. John Walsh

sounds about right!

[OilemFirchen]

58. Solomon Linda

Author of "Mbube" / “Wimoweh” / “The Lion Sleeps Tonight"

Courtesy of ReMastered: The Lion's Share on Netflix.

[ms liberty]

59. The BAU from Criminal Minds

The first group, with Mandy Patinkin. This is a good thing!

[wishstar]

61. Discovery of Witches characters Diana Bishop (good witch) and Matthew (good vampire)

Because of a visitor that arrived just minutes ago I turned off TV in middle of a scene in their TV show, so I think I'll be in good hands!

[hunter]

62. Nicole Byer and Jacques Torres.

Those kidnappers should be afraid, very afraid...

[Brother Buzz]

63. Cool, Leo Carrillo riding Laco

And speaking of Rose Bowl, Leo Carrillo was the grand marshal of the 1938 Rose Parade. He often rode Conquistador, his drop dead beautiful real life Palomino horse in parades. That is, if he wasn't riding his steer head car.

[kwassa]

64. Rachel Maddow!

[lindysalsagal]

70. If only!

[Kaleva]

65. Flix Gallardo. Head of the Guadalajara Cartel

[samnsara]

66. hoooo boy! Im watching Danger Man..Patrick McGoohan as a spy..

...or something.

[lindysalsagal]

68. Local weathercaster. I'll be fine. Chance of showers.

[Generic Brad]

71. Walruses

I do not hold out much hope of being saved.

[Tribalceltic]

72. The Charmed ones

Prepare to be vanquished , Kidnapper!

[Iggo]

73. Yay!

[Duppers]

74. Lawrence

O'Donnell.

[hay rick]

75. So I turn off the tv during a State Farm commercial...

I'm waiting for Cheryl and she's waiting for her she shed...I'm doomed.

[mr_lebowski]

105. I don't even watch TV and I wish I could kill that commercial ...

Cause I do listen to the radio ...

[Solly Mack]

76. Idris Elba

But after several minutes of my lustful stares he takes me back to my captors.

[CottonBear]

124. Mr. Elba can rescue me anytime.

He is so fine. 😋

[WheelWalker]

77. 1st Marine Division, Guadalcanal.

Wow, is this my lucky day!

[dchill]

78. Lawrence O'Donnell and Michael Wolff.

I might be freed.

[petronius]

79. Hank Moody. At least it will be interesting... (nt)

[redwitch]

80. Detective Chief Inspector Tom Barnaby and DS Ben Jones.

I have been binge watching Midsomer Murders on Netflix.

[pnwest]

81. David Letterman and Tiffany Haddish! I'll take it!

[Rhiannon12866]

82. Brian Williams.

[tonedevil]

84. I'm in luck here...

my mom and I are watching Person of Interest. There will be a bit of gunplay, but I'm sure John and Harold will save me.

[akraven]

85. Barack Obama.

'nuff said?

[LisaM]

86. Jessica Fletcher.

I have strong faith everything will work out well.

[LisaM]

87. Watch out for those Buckeyes.

Your rescue might end up being vacated.

[TEB]

88. Otis the drunk

From Andy griffin show I was getting my work boots on tonight and my mil was watching tv.

[rampartc]

89. god help me, efram zimbalist jr and kookie from 77 sunset strip

are they even still alive?

[GreenPartyVoter]

90. Ari Melber will save me!!

[jberryhill]

91. A psycho killer from a Lifetime movie

Oh well. At least she is relentless in pursuit of her goal and will stop at nothing.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

93. Some idiotic talking head on the Fox Business Channel TV from the office next door.

So I'm screwed.

[Marthe48]

95. Hardy and DI Miller

From Longmire. I'm in luck lol

[Lars39]

96. Perry Mason!

Looks like I’ll make it out alive.

[jmowreader]

97. The gang from the 4077th MASH

[elleng]

98. Robert Preston, The Music Man!

[yellowdogintexas]

99. Frangela

At least I will be laughing throughout the rescue

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

101. A seismologist from the USGS.

[Doreen]

102. Spencer Reid from Criminal Minds.

Yeah, I get saved by a cute guy with a gun.

[Tikki]

103. Adam Savage...with his Iron Man suit, his flaming Wheel, his Thunderdome vehicle and his sword.

I feel safe....
Tikki

[Lady Freedom Returns]

104. I'm dead.

Last person was the orange one blaming the teleprompter for him not knowing history.

[Laffy Kat]

106. Sir David Attenborough. nt

[Grasswire2]

108. Sheldon Cooper. Sighhhhhh nt

[mr_lebowski]

109. I'm totally golden ... Jon Snow, Tormund Giantsbane, Arya Stark & Bronn

Actually, my luck, it'll be Maester Tarly, pushing Bran the Broken around ...

[Cracklin Charlie]

110. Leo from that 70's Show!

I’m screwed.

But it should be fun!

[samnsara]

122. oh maaaaaaan

[Midnight Writer]

113. Harry Bosch

[RHMerriman]

114. San Diego Padres, Los Angeles Dodgers, and several thousand baseball fans

San Diego Padres, Los Angeles Dodgers, and several thousand baseball fans, apparently.

[marlakay]

115. I'm in Ireland flipped on tv last night

last person I saw was old English guy don’t know his name from one of those mystery shows.

[rownesheck]

116. Ralph.

From Wreck It Ralph.

[zanana1]

117. Trump.

It's the Apocalypse.

[samnsara]

120. sorry!

[jberryhill]

118. The entire peloton of the Tour de France

[samnsara]

119. Granny and Jed Clampitt...

...at least they can shoot straight.

[PJMcK]

123. Uh, oh

We watched "Thelma and Louise" last night.

Some rescue.

[CottonBear]

125. Rob and his grey haired Scottish friend from Amazon's Catastrophe.

Oh no! They are smart and devious, but frequently drunk.

I wish it could be Rob’s mom, who was played by Carrie Fisher. She was wonderful in the role.

[KatyaR]

126. Perry Mason and Paul Drake.

I have no doubts I'd be home before supper.

[FM123]

127. JB Fletcher

[Nay]

128. Kevin Bacon! He could probably do the job! nt