Don't be a statistic. Protect yourself from water sports enemas this summer.

[Kaleva]

"Free enemas at the waterpark

".... I decided to go first and wait for Matt at the bottom. Well being as I love water slides I gave myself a strong fast push down the slide and holy shit was that a bad idea.

First off the slide was enclosed, meaning it was pitch fucking black! I couldn't see a hand in front of my face, let alone a curve or dip in the slide. So I'm not gonna lie, I was pretty freaked out. Not only is it pitch fucking black but I'm gaining speed and fast. I have no idea which way is up and I was not having a good time. Finally I see a light at the end of the tunnel. No it wasn't heaven it was almost the complete opposite.

All of a sudden this huge rush of water engulfs me and I have water pouring into EVERY orifice of my body. And I mean EVERY orifice. If water could get in there, it made its way, to the point that I was fairly certain I just crapped myself at the end of this slide. Not only that but the bottoms of my bathing suit were crammed so far up the vajayjay and ass that I was pretty sure the world just got a free preview. So not only had a crapped myself but everyone was seeing what only a select few pay to see. I sit up and the first thing I do is pull my bottoms out. Then I frantically look around to make sure there aren't any doodies floating in the little pool lane. I stood up and still nothing. I assumed they were still in my bottoms which would have looked really attractive. So I slowly make my way out of the little pool and do a quick poop check. THANK GOD! I hadn't crapped myself. It just felt like I did, but now, even worse, I really, REALLY had to go. But I still had to wait for Matt."

https://brittanydyerishere.blogspot.com/2008/07/free-enemas-at-waterpark.html

"Yeah, heard that from a high school classmate about 50 years ago.

He was just learning to water ski on Sarasota Bay when he lost his balance and fell on his ass while being pulled at 20 knots. IOW, he got a very quick saltwater enema and was squirting it out for the next half hour, in great discomfort."

https://www.fark.com/comments/8796044/Normal-swimwear-will-not-adequately-protect-against-forced-water-entry-into-rectum-vagina

From what I've read, if one is going to water parks, jet skiing or water skiing, a regular bathing suit will not give you protection from unwanted enemas or douches. It is best to use a wet suit as serious water skiers use.

[sprinkleeninow]

1. Not related but, way way back I jumped into a chat room. AOL.

The younguns were doing a repetoire on the word diarrhea. It was grossly clever entertainment. They'd say a sentence, then end it--"diarrhea!"

That was about 25 years ago and it didn't faze me. Now? I dunno.

[democratisphere]

2. Better up the chlorine concentration fast and remember not to squirt

water from your mouth.
Oh, and what was the name of that waterpark you were considering?!

[ProudLib72]

3. Someone needs to learn how to CLINCH!!!

[Kaleva]

5. If I can help one DUer from shutting down a local water park, my work will be done.

[ProudLib72]

6. I remember in high school when the local water park opened

My older sister's friend went. She said there was a ride that needed to be called "Instant Enema."

[Cirque du So-What]

4. Makes one wonder whether there's any truth in the saying...

'watertight as a frog's ass.'

[lunasun]

7. Oh c'mon Love water slides -great fun and I also love this scene from Caddyshack

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[Kaleva]

8. At a minimum, cross your legs at your ankles when going down a waterslide

And don't forget to clinch your butt cheeks tight too!

Unless you are wearing a wet suit, DO NOT go down a water slide with your legs spread wide open. That's just asking for it.