The doctor said I can either put you under

[kairos12]

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with gas or just whack you with a canoe paddle.

It was a case of ether oar.

[Harker]

1. Not exactly

an aesthetic choice.

[democratisphere]

2. I thought you would of told him "NO can'oe".

[kairos12]

3. Thread winner!

[mitch96]

4. You guys crack me up....

What a gass......
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[tblue37]

5. Hah! nt

[safeinOhio]

6. The gas and

turn it up to 11.

[Wounded Bear]

7. "I'm an alcoholic...

you need to do a bit better than that nitrous shit."

[Aristus]

8. When I'm doing an office procedure, I joke with my patients

that we'll begin after "we get Tiny and Crusher in here to hold you down and muffle your screams."

They usually laugh nervously, and offer no complaint when I administer the local anaesthetic.

[mitch96]

12. "They usually laugh nervously, and offer no complaint when I administer the local anaesthetic."

About a thousand years ago when I was in training we had a ancient house doctor who started IV's. He would come in complaining why you bothered him (wink, wink). He would adjust his glasses and say he could not see the vein very well, turning his head and turning the elbow like he did not know what he was doing. A few good slaps and the IV was in with out the patient knowing it was done. He would continue saying he could not do it and cant see the vein all while securing the now completed intravenous in place. The terror in the patients was palpable... The doctor would leave and the patient would ask when the IV would be put in!!! O'l Doc Wassmuth was a terror...
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[dmr]

9. Lol, I'm having surgery this Friday, guess they'll use one of them ...

I'm kinda scared, but I gotta do it. (sigh)

[kairos12]

10. Sending you best thoughts for a

quick recovery.

[keithbvadu2]

11. G-r-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-a-a-a-a-n-n-n-n-n-! I'm copying it and passing it on.

G-r-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-a-a-a-a-n-n-n-n-n-! I'm copying it and passing it on.