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Jimmy Carr. The most foul-mouthed comedian you will ever hear.
"I know you you're not supposed to joke about burn-victims. Are there any burn-victims in the audience? We know it must be more than one. They tend to stick together."
"I'll tell you, I have groupies banging on the door of my changing-room all night... And sometimes I let them out."
Worst. Pick-up line. Ever. "Get your coat. It's cold in my car's trunk."
"I shouldn't have said that, I'm sorry. Fat girls have feelings, too... Mainly they're hungry!"
"My ideal woman would be a single mum... once I'm finished with her."