I was comforted when my doctor said that my condition was normal for my age. Then I realized one

[Floyd R. Turbo]

day, dead will be normal for my age!

[pangaia]

1. I don;t know your age, but getting old ain't for sissies.

[BlueJac]

2. K&R

[Towlie]

5. If you did a K & R then why was mine the first rec?

[Towlie]

4. Roughly one out of every twelve people have cancer

as their horoscope sign.

[ProudLib72]

7. That seems like a Floyd R Turbo OP

You're learning...

[zanana1]

6. But you won't know it.

[Leith]

8. I thought you were going to say

something like "and he thought I was 90 years old!"