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(17,984 posts)It's so hot, I saw a chicken lay an omelette.
zooks
(308 posts)ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)I bought a loaf of bread and by the time I got home it was toast!
gopiscrap
(23,761 posts)KY_EnviroGuy
(14,491 posts)From: https://hottytoddy.com/2015/06/04/heaton-10-southern-sayings-for-sweltering-summer-heat/
With a week or two of winter and a summer that stretches from May to October, Southerners have lots of opportunities to conjure up creative ways of describing the heat.
1. Hotter than a billy goat with a blow torch.
2. Its so hot I saw a squirrel putting suntan oil on his nuts.
3. Hotter than Satans house-cat.
4. Hotter than two hamsters farting in a wool sock.
5. Hotter than Satans toenails.
6. Hotter than a four-peckered billy goat.
7. It is hotter than a jalapeños armpit.
8. Its hotter than hells pepper patch.
9. Its hotter than Hell and half of Georgia.
10. Its hotter than the Devils armpit.
KY.........
Wounded Bear
(58,656 posts)NightWatcher
(39,343 posts)I miss Letterman.