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TEB

(12,863 posts)
Sat Jul 20, 2019, 11:32 AM Jul 2019

Do not answer that ? Boog it's a perjury trap

Yes I am practicing as a dog attorney today. I kind of stumbled into dog law after knucklehead came to live with us.

My wife outside she’s feeding the farm cats and yup boog is in line.

Lady - dammit boog stop eating get out of there you’re not a feline get it.

Boog - hearing the lady approaching ( now a normal dog would stop and walk away) nope boog goes into high gear inhaling the cat food why because the lady is coming to clamp down on his ass . As the farm cats hiss and arch their backs at the chocolate dragon. In away the boog is kind of like game of thrones or Tolkien to the cats.

And she marches the culprit towards me my wife saying do you think you’re a cat. and he has no remorse hey man wag wag I got busted.

So I said to my wife if boog wants to self identify as a feline I’m ok with it.

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Do not answer that ? Boog it's a perjury trap (Original Post) TEB Jul 2019 OP
Your very woke.....transpecies. Although I get the feeling The Boog AJT Jul 2019 #1
Well TEB Jul 2019 #4
Boog is an Opportunist Ohiogal Jul 2019 #2
Lab nation TEB Jul 2019 #5
Boog,.. identify as a cat..... ? magicarpet Jul 2019 #3
Cats need all the help they can get ProudLib72 Jul 2019 #6

AJT

(5,240 posts)
1. Your very woke.....transpecies. Although I get the feeling The Boog
Sat Jul 20, 2019, 12:16 PM
Jul 2019

is a species of convenience....next, Boog the chicken?

ProudLib72

(17,984 posts)
6. Cats need all the help they can get
Sat Jul 20, 2019, 01:29 PM
Jul 2019

The Boog knows this. Too much food and they won't want to mouse! Lady needs to appreciate The Boog's diligence, his concern for all members of the household.

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