LynneSin exploits Abbott in order to solve her cable problem. Call PETA, RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

[ohiosmith]

[geardaddy]

1. That cat will not be deceived!

[ohiosmith]

2. Plugging in the cable will not go well.

[sarge43]

3. There will be retribution -- gaudy, messy, noisy retribution. n/t

[LynneSin]

4. Abbott is a typical male - a really pussy and a pushover

He'll do whatever I tell him to do.

And he'll do it in the most cuddly adorable way possible.

ok human men can't do that last part.

[sarge43]

5. OK if you say so LynneSin

But that pushover looks about a twitch away from a psychotic break

[LynneSin]

6. Look at this guy - does he seem like he could be a twitch away

He's a whore for belly rubs!

[sarge43]

7. Just softening you up.

You never expect The Cat Inquisition

[Bake]

8. NOBODY ever expects the Cat Inquisition!

Bake