Tired of constantly changing the toilet paper? Our new #CharminForeverRoll might change your life!

[Demovictory9]

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[Historic NY]

1. Holy Shit...

a tire of paper.

[Demovictory9]

3. a special stand is needed for it.

[ProudLib72]

2. Up to one month? Methinks they didn't factor in the spiders

especially in basement bathrooms.

[mbusby]

9. Depends...

...on how many bean burritos you eat.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. The best cat toy ever!

[Auggie]

30. LOL

[democratisphere]

5. Have to put an expansion on the bathroom to handle that sucker.

Payback on the expansion is an eternity.

[True Dough]

6. Not interested, unless...

it comes with someone to do the wiping for me.

[elleng]

7. No, I am NOT tired of changing the toilet paper.

[Fla Dem]

16. Seriously, a 30 second action.

[RainCaster]

8. Only if there is a picture of DFT on the roll.

Intermixed with pics of his jail bait daughter and his genius sons.

[Docreed2003]

10. What's up with the weirdly shaped toilet?

[TreasonousBastard]

11. Has no one ever been in a stall in a Target? And this one is cat proof...

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

12. Are there a lot of cats in Target's bathrooms?

I've never seen any.

[TreasonousBastard]

13. I am not going to say the obvious, since it is a guaranteed hide, but...

if one is to have a giant roll of toilet paper at home-- do it right.

[KayF]

14. I wouldn't buy that

for the same reason i don't buy green bananas anymore

[targetpractice]

15. I risk a religious debate here...

... But, the roll in the photo is mounted incorrectly. The loose end of the paper should hang near the toilet. Facing the user, over never under.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

17. I would agree, except for the fact that over means

your cat can unroll it much more easily.

[targetpractice]

18. Wow... Learned something new. Thanks Velveteen Ocelot! n/t

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

19. You must not have a cat.

If you have a cat you know how to hang toilet paper so it stays on the roll instead of being shredded or dragged through the house.

[3catwoman3]

31. I've had cats all my life, and never heard this advice.

One of our cats could be employed as a shredding machine. We will have to try this.

[whistler162]

24. Heathen!!!!

[jmowreader]

20. $9.95 per roll

Yes, I looked it up. You can get one roll for $9.95, or a starter kit with three rolls and a holder (your choice of free-standing, screw-in or adhesive-backed) for $29.95.

Which leads to the next question: aside from public restrooms and Republicans’ homes, does anyone really go through toilet paper this fast?

[Demovictory9]

25. large families..

[customerserviceguy]

36. So this is for real?

I thought it was some sort of parody!

[jmowreader]

37. Completely real.

https://www.charmin.com/en-us/shop-products/toilet-paper/forever-roll

Only available from Charmin's website.

[customerserviceguy]

38. There's an old saying

"Truth is stranger than fiction."

[Yavin4]

21. Charmin challenges cats every where.

[Ron Obvious]

22. One month is not forever!

False advertising! Harumph!

[tblue37]

23. LOL! Money back guarantee? How do you know if was unsatisfactory unless you've used it?

Can you just imagine returning used TP for a refund?

[applegrove]

26. My cat would love that.

[MakeAmericaLoveAgain]

27. Donnie the Dumper

This should be in the Whitehouse, since Trumps full of so much bullshit!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

28. He doesn't need toilet paper; he has the Constitution.

[lunatica]

29. A cat's wet dream come true!

[smirkymonkey]

32. They couldn't just be like Scott tissue or private label brands and go to 1000 sheets

(which fit in a regular TP holder), they had to go up to the bigger-than-your-head sized 1,700 sheet "forever roll" which needs it's own special holder and tract of real-estate in your bathroom.

I have always used the Scott 1000 sheet roll (or the bargain 1000 sheet private label brands) because I do like that it lasts longer. When I moved into my new apartment, the former tenant left a mega pack of regular Charmin (not sure how many sheets, but not many) in a cupboard so I have been using that because it's free, but I am amazed at how quickly I go through it. It's kind of annoying and I don't really notice much of a difference in quality.

I wonder how long this is going to last before it's discontinued.

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

33. Yes. A couple of decades ago someone told me to consider

buying Scott. It lasts at least three times as long as anything else.

I realize how quickly you go through a roll of toilet paper is a function of how many people in the household and their precise toileting habits, but Scott is wonderful.

[Hotler]

34. That's a weekends worth for my girlfriend.

[Thekaspervote]

35. Wow!! A real decorator statement as well!!