When you go to the movies, how do you know which

[Floyd R. Turbo]

armrest is yours?

[True Dough]

1. I extend my arms in both directions

When I get excited, I whirl them around like helicopter rotor blades.

I think that may be why I tend to view movies alone?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

10. Do you ever get airborne? 😂

[True Dough]

18. Only when I saw this film in 3D

At least it felt like I flying.

[jberryhill]

2. Always sit next to an amputee

I look for the handicapped seats, since once in a while you get lucky that way.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

11. Never piss off someone with a hook! 😏

[jberryhill]

15. I stay away from those folks...

...I don’t even go near the second hand store.

[murielm99]

3. Who are you channeling today,

Carlin or Seinfeld?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

12. Plato! 😏

[underpants]

4. Both

[Floyd R. Turbo]

13. Man spread! 🤣

[LakeArenal]

5. I won't go if it's that crowded

[Floyd R. Turbo]

14. 👍🏻

[Yavin4]

6. "go to the movies?" What's that?

It's all streaming nowadays.

[customerserviceguy]

7. In spite of theater owners

trying to make the experience better (bigger screens, better resolution, quality sound systems, etc.) it's the other moviegoers who screw up the experience, with their texting, etc. No wonder people are electing to stream movies at home.

[Yavin4]

8. And the TVs are getting bigger and better. Hint. Hint.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10181248529

[Floyd R. Turbo]

16. Streaming? 🤔

[Skittles]

9. I go to the last showing on a week night

weeks after the movie came out

so both arm rests are mine

[Floyd R. Turbo]

17. Ah ha! ✌🏻