oh, man, are hackers ever low lifes.

[mopinko]

today is my bday, and i just got an email.
it had a phone number for a sender address, and had a footer that said it was sent from a t-mobile phone.
and the message was-

Hi Mo I know today's a special day so Happy Birthday and many happy returns!🎂

w a link to a .txt file.

jeebus.
that's about the lowest shit i have had in my email box, ever.
at least it was a totally unconvincing fake.
but man.

[Anon-C]

1. Happy Birthday, mopinko!

[mopinko]

2. thanks.

not trolling for bday wishes. almost didnt post it.
here's the thing, tho. i am 65 today. whoever has my bday knows that.
what a way to greet a new senior citizen.

[Sneederbunk]

3. I have been a senior citizen since 55, at least for discount purposes.

[mopinko]

4. i dont usually ask for them, but

i frequently get them because my hair is pretty snow white.

[customerserviceguy]

5. They knew you were born

but it wasn't yesterday!