My wife said that if I don't get off DU and clean the garage she'll smack me with the keyboard.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

What a kidder! nfjreoiwjrtwe4to8rkljreun8f4ny84c8y4t58lym4wthylmhawt4!?}{]¥§pmhur5&$@…~

[FM123]

1. Ouch! That's gotta hurt.....

[Floyd R. Turbo]

2. 🤕

[Thekaspervote]

3. Funnieeeee...I hope!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

7. 🤕

[dlk]

4. Happy Wife, Happy Life...

[Floyd R. Turbo]

8. 🤕

[SaveOurDemocracy]

5. Do they make rubber keyboards?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

9. 🤕

[Ilsa]

6. Ah, just use a small tablet with speech enabled

to post.
Oarff Oarff oarf oarf oarf neeow oarf neeow

[Floyd R. Turbo]

10. 🤕

[SWBTATTReg]

11. Ha ha!! Love it love it love it!!! Tell your wife have a NICE day!!! (you too!!)...nt

[Floyd R. Turbo]

19. 🤕

[Laura PourMeADrink]

12. Lol. I am just glad my husband learned "DU" now so

I don't always have to say "democraticunderground.com"

[Floyd R. Turbo]

22. 👍🏻

[LiberalArkie]

13. Hopefully it wasn't an IBM model M

[MLAA]

14. As an IBM retiree, I know that would hurt! Concussion material!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

23. Univac I 🤕

[dameatball]

15. What you and your spouse consider foreplay is none of our business.

[TeamPooka]

16. Clean the garage and stay out of the doghouse

[jimmil]

17. Do you have...

A second refrigerator and perhaps some beer in it out in the garage.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

21. I do! Might as well drag a cot out there as well! 😏

[Skittles]

18. no everyone, I am NOT married to Floyd

[Floyd R. Turbo]

20. Discretion being the better part of valor, I respectfully decline to respond!