My stable geniuses bob the donkey and boog the chocolate lab can we nuke the skunks man
We have skunks out this morning, and furry boys hackles are flying high. And he is on his leash, probably thirty feet in length. It is secured to a weight bar with one hundred and fifty pounds of iron. The drill is once the sun comes up he is a free range knuckle head , I had a cork screw to secure him with but he rips it out of the ground. Other morning my son left him in and he was dragging leash and screw behind him ,he headed to the water bowl hey man I need a drink.
So I go into get a fresh cup of Folgers this morning. And walk back out to patio and boog has the weight bar about five feet into the yard. Pulling on it barking hackles up so I put down my pipe and Folgers. And head out to get my dog and the weight bar. Dog does not come so I put weight bar down.
Now bob the donkey hears his cohort barking and starts braying from the barn.
Boog - WOOF WOOF bob we got skunks and i am on my leash.
Boog runs back to the man
Boog - come on man let me at em
Man - it is not gonna happen dude
Bob the donkey - starts braying again boog are you ok.
Boog ears go up attention span of negative 10 and runs back out into the yard. That is my friend bob calling for me.
Boog - WOOF WOOF yes bob I am ok man is not cooperating with me on my leash issues. I am checking with man bob on the skunks to see if we can nuke them.
So much for a quiet morning on back patio.
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Sounds like the perfect morning, TEB.
Rule #2: Do NOT interfere with a skunk exercising Rule #1.
Enjoy the remainder of your quiet morning!
