So, I was wandering aimlessly around the soopermarkitt and while in hair care...

[TreasonousBastard]

saw "Gorilla Snot Hair Gel".

Really?

[jberryhill]

1. Sounds like it would work pretty well, though, right?

Could be worse

[yonder]

6. Yes it could be worse. One of the best movie sight gags ever.

I always want to say it's from "A Fish Called Wanda" but it's another movie I can never remember the name of.

It's making me laugh right now. Just might have to re-watch it.

On edit: It just came to me. "Something about Mary"???

[democratisphere]

2. Latest product from Gorilla Glue.

"Permanent Hold" formula.

[OrwellwasRight]

9. Good one!

[Srkdqltr]

3. On now I can't stop laughing.

[dewsgirl]

4. Believe it or not I have used this product, a few years ago

when it came out. It sucks, I believe my son actually purchased it.

[Ohiogal]

5. Ever seen

“Monkey Butt Powder”?

[griffi94]

7. Yep

I used Monkey Butt Powder when I operated heavy equipment. The heat and lack of air caused heat rash.
There used to be a product called Gorilla Snot that was adhesive for guitar picks to prevent you from dropping your pick if your hands got sweaty.

[TreasonousBastard]

8. That-- I've seen online.

[jmowreader]

12. That stuff actually works

It is talcum powder with calamine lotion in it.

The best part is where they tell you what Monkey Butt is.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

10. Amazed at the things I learn on DU.

KY.........

[Kablooie]

11. They must think 10 year old boys are their market.

Lots of 10 year olds would think thats cool.