Owner of Jeep explains why it was left on beach at Myrtle Beach during Hurricane Dorian

[jpak]

https://kdvr.com/2019/09/05/owner-of-jeep-explains-why-it-was-left-on-beach-at-myrtle-beach-during-hurricane-dorian/

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He said his cousin rides a motorcycle and, because of the bad weather, he let his cousin borrow the Jeep.

"This morning he thought it would be cool to go on the beach and take a quick video of the sunrise before the storm came," the owner told WMBF.

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His cousin called people trying to get the Jeep out but no one could help because of the conditions, the owner said.

"He avoided me for a good hour or two because he didn’t know what to say and then police actually came to the house," the owner told WMBF.

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[gratuitous]

1. "I lent it to my cousin"

Ah, good old Cousin Shitferbrains. I wondered what ever happened to him.

[underpants]

2. RIP #DorianJeep. Man plays"Amazing Grace" on bagpipes for Jeep abandoned during Dorian.

https://www.myrtlebeachonline.com/news/weather/article234775692.html

[brush]

3. Betting that cousin won't be trusted again with his car.

[irisblue]

4. Thanksgiving is going to be awkward this year.

[liberaltrucker]

5. I'd love to be a fly on the wall when he files the insurance claim

15 minutes of hysterical laughing.

[mnhtnbb]

6. I doubt insurance will cover it.

Florida Man apparently has moved to South Carolina. Or maybe he had evacuated to South Carolina.

What a dumb thing to do.

Yes, people drive on the sand on east coast beaches. But not wet sand!