Post an untrue fact about somebody famous, living or dead...

[First Speaker]

...Bobby Darin and Lee Harvey Oswald were the same person...

...Stan Laurel was Clint Eastwood's father...

...Frances Farmer was Sharon Stone's mother...

...John Randolph of Roanoke was actually a woman disguised as a man...

...Henry Clay was Abraham Lincoln's father...

...Adolf Hitler survived the bunker, and lived until the 1970s disguised as a doctor in Indonesia...


...all of these are real rumors. But don't feel constrained by "reality"; use your imagination...

[hlthe2b]

1. Anything flattering or positive about Donald J. Trump...

infinite list

[First Speaker]

2. LOL!

[Runningdawg]

3. Michael and Latoya Jackson are the same person

[shenmue]

4. That one's true

[Captain Zero]

5. John Dillinger was not the person the FBI killed in Chicago.

Another body is in his Indianapolis grave. He went straight as a grocery store manager in Danville Illinois, where he died a natural death in 1959.

[Blue Owl]

6. Ted Cruz is not the Zodiac Killer

n/t

[LonePirate]

7. Benjamin Franklin earned his wings during the Battle of Concord in 1775.

[Disaffected]

8. An impossible task as

there are no untrue facts.

[Ptah]

10. That's not true.

[EarnestPutz]

27. Nicely done.

[Disaffected]

34. Touche

[EarnestPutz]

37. Also nicely done. My compliments.

[ariadne0614]

32. A fact is a provable truth. Period.

https://www.vocabulary.com/dictionary/fact

[CDerekGo]

9. Donald J Trump

is 6' 3" and weighs 235lbs

[jpak]

11. Francisco Franco is still alive

[Sneederbunk]

12. Tom Cotton is set to star in a remake of Psycho.

[EarnestPutz]

28. Contract negotiations are being held up by the studio's concerns....

....about his mental stability and drug use.

[Hotler]

13. Elvis is sacking groceries at a Piggly Wiglly down in Memphis.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

18. Actually he's an air traffic controller at the Paducah, KY airport.

I heard him.

[Harker]

22. Was he singing...

"Flip Flop and Fly?"

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

23. Nope, he said

"Cleared to land, thankyouverymuch."

[Harker]

24. ...

[Marie Marie]

14. Donald Trump does not want to have sex with Ivanka.

[muntrv]

15. Elvis is at the Burger King in Kalamazoo, Michigan.

[Dagstead Bumwood]

16. Amelia Earhart

Actually lived into her 80s but was tragically lost somewhere during a 6-hour layover at O'Hare.

[Wolf Frankula]

17. Mike Pence's father was named Spencer Pence

Spence Pence was a fymp farmer, and was the last fymp farmer in Ynjanny to use a squishlsquumpulator. All of the other fymp farmers used ralfrs to break up the staincque on their fields, but he kept to the squishlsquumpulator, despite the fact it broke more fymps than a ralfr would.

Wolf

[Harker]

21. Hence...

Spence Pence was dense.

[LeftInTX]

19. I saw Tupac the other day

[NoPasaran]

20. Doris Day sold her soul to the devil

In return, she was always able to find a parking space right in front of wherever she was going.

[trof]

25. Barry and Ella Fitzgerald were married for 57 years.

[The Wielding Truth]

26. If it's untrue, it can't be a fact.

[EarnestPutz]

31. See #10 above,

[mainstreetonce]

29. Laurence O'Donnell

Sends his used clothing to his twin sister Rosie.

[CatMor]

30. Donald Trump is human.

[Docreed2003]

33. Elvis Presley...

Ate meatloaf for dinner for six months straight!

That urban legend was started by Graceland tour guides!

[Glorfindel]

35. Cecil B. DeMille, much against his will...

was persuaded to keep Moses out of the Wars of the Roses. He would have fought for the Lancastrian side, naturally.

[First Speaker]

36. LOL...! Moses and Margaret of Anjou would have made a terrific couple...