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Laura's favorite recipes
Todd's breakfast omelet(submitted by my good friend Sarah Palin)
Three light bulbs
Two eggs
Cheese
Smash light bulbs with a sledge hammer and sieve to remove large metal pieces. Beat eggs and cheese. Add smashed glass. Cook over medium heat in buttery skillet. Serve immediately.
Steak with melted plastic
(submitted by the very very smart David Dennison)
16 oz Trump™ Steak
150 plastic straws
Salt
Line baking sheet with plastic straws. Add Trump™ Steak. Salt generously. Cover with additional plastic straws. Bake in oven at 450 until smoke alarm sounds. Fire the maid. Order hamberders.