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Boog and man were on back porch hes hanging with me he knows hes on my wife the ladys shit list. I just got home from a night of union trucking , and he is hanging with me sitting next to me the man iam petting big chocolate mug and rubbing his ears.
Boog - man I made ladys friend granddaughter cry she is four man I ate her crayons. I love kids how was I to know she would cry.
Man - Its cool boog I stopped and got her a new box of 64 crayons all is good. Its cool boog lady gets over her bitches real fast.
Boog - hey man wag wag more ear rubs, do you remember the time I ate Elmers glue then later I ate boys moldy bread science experiment Elmers glue is yummy.
Man - why yes I do remember the moldy bread science project. You ate it on a Sunday and it was due on a Monday ,and we sent a letter in saying our dog ate the boys homework. That was seven years ago mister second grade for your boy.
Boog - hey man your correct that was just after Christmas break 2012 That was the time nana grandma caught me counter surfing Christmas cookies I had two , and she took them off of me and tossed them in trash. And I nabbed them out trash and she called me a asshole dog.
Man - yup boog I remember you and ladys mom always have had a special kind of relationship.
Now mister boog is getting relaxed as I rub his head and ears and he lays down next to me on top porch step.
Boog - I love you man
Man - boog you know your shits will be multicolored for several days.
I have a big chocolate head in my lap as I rub my knuckle heads ears he was free.
nocoincidences
(2,195 posts)deserve each other.
You're an enabler, you Boog lover, you!!
Admittedly, Boog sounds pretty irresistible.
FM123
(10,050 posts)rainbow poop for days....
leftieNanner
(14,998 posts)Here at DU.
❤️❤️❤️🖍️🖍️🖍️
Ohiogal
(31,669 posts)They mess up sometimes but we love them anyway.
trueblue2007
(17,138 posts)Raven
(13,872 posts)it reminds me of what really matters in life.
Thanks
Danascot
(4,664 posts)After some, ahem, events took place (that will become clear to you very soon) I had occasion to text my daughter-in-law:
The puppy ate grandson's crayons. On the plus side he's pooping rainbows.
nuxvomica
(12,365 posts)grantcart
(53,061 posts)Is a good or bad thing.
Rhiannon12866
(203,041 posts)I love your boog stories, too - he found a kindred spirit when he found you...
TEB
(12,716 posts)Theyre was survivors my wife caught him in the act
It was how long for bread to become moldy we would take pictures. And he ate the bread one day.