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lastlib

(23,167 posts) Wed Sep 18, 2019, 07:42 PM Sep 2019

Tomorrow Sept. 19th is "Talk Like A Pirate Day"!

Do you know why pirates are called pirates?

No reason, they just ARRrrrghhh!

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Tomorrow Sept. 19th is "Talk Like A Pirate Day"! (Original Post) lastlib Sep 2019 OP

Shiver Me Timbers Sherman A1 Sep 2019 #1

I have to ride in a car tomorrow with two uptight twerps for six hours Cirque du So-What Sep 2019 #2

You'd do well to keep yer Harker Sep 2019 #3

Tell 'em if they don't behave..... lastlib Sep 2019 #5

Arrrrrgh you sure? rurallib Sep 2019 #4

So this pirate walks into a bar. The Velveteen Ocelot Sep 2019 #6

Sherman A1

(38,958 posts)

1. Shiver Me Timbers

Reply to lastlib (Original post)

Wed Sep 18, 2019, 08:03 PM

Sep 2019

Hoist the Main Sail!!!!!

Cirque du So-What

(25,908 posts)

2. I have to ride in a car tomorrow with two uptight twerps for six hours

Reply to lastlib (Original post)

Wed Sep 18, 2019, 08:19 PM

Sep 2019

Should I give those scurvy landlubbers no quarter?

Harker

(13,987 posts)

3. You'd do well to keep yer

Reply to Cirque du So-What (Reply #2)

Wed Sep 18, 2019, 08:50 PM

Sep 2019

remainin' eye upon 'em, matey.

lastlib

(23,167 posts)

5. Tell 'em if they don't behave.....

Reply to Cirque du So-What (Reply #2)

Wed Sep 18, 2019, 09:47 PM

Sep 2019

That ol' Cap'n Harvey Snaggletooth'll lay a belayin' pin over their Jolly Rogers, an' give 'em a lashin' with the cat o'nine tails that'll make 'em wish they'd just walked the plank. HArrrgh HArrrgh. That oughta keep the little scallawags in their crow's nest.

rurallib

(62,387 posts)

4. Arrrrrgh you sure?

Reply to lastlib (Original post)

Wed Sep 18, 2019, 08:57 PM

Sep 2019

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,613 posts)

6. So this pirate walks into a bar.

Reply to lastlib (Original post)

Wed Sep 18, 2019, 10:57 PM

Sep 2019

Of course the pirate has a peg leg, a hook and an eye patch. The bartender asks him how he lost his leg, and he says, "Aargh, matey, I lost me leg in a battle at sea when a cannonball hit me."

"That's too bad," says the bartender. "So how did you lose your hand?"

"That were another battle, matey. Mad Jack sliced 'er right off. Stung some, it did."

"Tough break. And what happened to your eye?"

"Ah, matey, that were on account o' a sea gull that shat in me eye."

"Why would sea gull crap cause you to lose your eye?"

"Well, matey, that were right after I got me hook..."

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