Show us your limericks...

[Soph0571]

It is Friday. It has been a dastardly week of dastardly people doing dastardly things to try and screw with our mental well being... so I thought... for fun - LIMERICKS!

There was once a girl from Ulster
Who got in a bit of a bluster
Her mojo survived
Which was quite the surprise
She really was quite the hustler



To be fair I am not sure that is technically a limerick - there are rules about these things I think. But heh..

Whose next?!?!

[alittlelark]

1. There once was a man from Nantucket

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. There once was a lawyer named Rex

Who was sadly deficient in sex.
When arraigned for exposure
He said with composure,
"De minimis non curat lex."

[Turbineguy]

3. In double Dutch

A terrible infant named Peter
Sprinkled his bed with a gieter
His Father got woest
Took hold of a knoest
And gave him a pack on his meter.

[Grey]

4. For beauty I am not a star,

there are others more handsome by far.
my face, I don't mind it,
for I am behind it,
its those out in front that I Jar........

[OriginalGeek]

5. I wrote this for a friend a few years back.

she told me when she came back from the beach there was a shrimp in her bathing suit. And she had just had some Chinese food. The two things are unrelated except that they both happened on the same day.

A beauty from South Carolina
Loved beaches and egg rolls from China
And when she went swimming
The shrimp were all winning
As they swam up next to her vagina.

[Aristus]

6. A girl from the Isle of Wight

Used to travel much faster than light
She set off one day,
In a relative way,
And returned on the previous night!

[lastlib]

7. There was a young man named Peter Rabbit,

Who developed a terrible habit
Of dropping his pants
and taking a chance,
While making attempts to grab it!

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