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He who writes on bathroom walls... (Original Post)
jpak
Sep 2019
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DemoTex
(25,370 posts)1. Is a latrinalia artist ..
And he rolls his words in pithy balls.
jpak
(41,741 posts)2. Thread Killer!
Dang you DemoTex - Dang you to heck!
njhoneybadger
(3,910 posts)4. I never read those words of wit
EarnestPutz
(2,085 posts)3. "Rolls his poop into little balls".....
jpak
(41,741 posts)5. He who reads these words of wit...
EarnestPutz
(2,085 posts)14. "Eats those little balls of shit".....
....jeez, jpak, that was like pulling teeth. People! Get on the program, for the love of pete!
jpak
(41,741 posts)15. I can now die in peace
EarnestPutz
(2,085 posts)17. Please don't, we must continue to fight the good fight.
jpak
(41,741 posts)18. with Sharpies of course
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,268 posts)6. He who writes on bathroom walls
Naughty words and lurid prose
So enthroned while nature calls,
Scribes his writings as he goes.
Skittles
(152,964 posts)7. seen in a bathroom at O'Hare
Here I sit, asshole a 'flexing
I just laid a Texan
OxQQme
(2,550 posts)8. seen on wall above urinal
E=mc2.00052
OxQQme
(2,550 posts)9. Came to sh*t
and only farted
Dave Starsky
(5,914 posts)10. Went outside, took a chance...
Tried to fart... and shit my pants.
I didn't know there was a second part to that until long after grade school.
EarnestPutz
(2,085 posts)16. From the days of pay toilets. Another version....
"Here I sit, broken-hearted,
paid my dime and only farted"
jpak
(41,741 posts)19. Haute Culture!
True Dough
(17,090 posts)11. Just remember the upside
Wawannabe
(5,580 posts)12. Thumbs up
True dough
backtoblue
(11,323 posts)13. Not with a pen, but all natural in his stalls