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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsOMG!!! FFS!!! Man's penis rots after he injected it with petroleum jelly to make it bigger
Ouch, can't believe this ...
https://nypost.com/2019/09/19/mans-penis-rots-after-he-injected-it-with-petroleum-jelly-to-make-it-bigger/
Doctors have revealed how a mans penis rotted away after he injected vaseline to try and make it bigger.
The unnamed 45-year-old man went to the hospital after five days of suffering from an itchy sensation at the base of his member.
He then noticed a significant build-up of fluid and ulcers on the shaft of his penis, which were starting to rot and bleed.
The patient, from the South Pacific islands, was also feeling weak and suffering fevers.
He told doctors that he had self-injected petroleum jelly into his shaft two years earlier, in an attempt to boost his penis size.
CentralMass
(15,265 posts)at140
(6,110 posts)Vaseline goes on the outside, not inside which would clog the arteries and kill blood flow.
Beakybird
(3,333 posts)safeinOhio
(32,674 posts)be a slippery slope to go down.
California_Republic
(1,826 posts)C_U_L8R
(45,001 posts)customerserviceguy
(25,183 posts)it would be tried in small claims court. Hope there's not a hung jury, that would make this guy feel really small.
Newest Reality
(12,712 posts)lastlib
(23,222 posts)The jokes just write themselves!
qazplm135
(7,447 posts)just reading that.
PBC_Democrat
(401 posts)rurallib
(62,411 posts)and push the plunger down?
I would think that impossible - Oh lordy.
lpbk2713
(42,757 posts)Bet he won't do that again.
sakabatou
(42,152 posts)You don't need to die to win one.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,683 posts)This definitely qualifies.
yardwork
(61,599 posts)Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)Evidently this is common where this guy is from.
jpak
(41,757 posts)Docreed2003
(16,858 posts)The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,683 posts)Kaleva
(36,295 posts)Kaleva
(36,295 posts)Baitball Blogger
(46,703 posts)California_Republic
(1,826 posts)Hassin Bin Sober
(26,326 posts)Blue Owl
(50,355 posts)n/t
NCjack
(10,279 posts)a joyous result?
defacto7
(13,485 posts)It has a tube extention to inject the arasolized petroleum. Or even #2 grease with a grease gun. A more permanent solution could be expanding insulation foam.