My wife said my OCD is driving her crazy and she's leaving. I told her on her way out to be sure to

[Floyd R. Turbo]

open and close the door five times and to come back and check it twice!

[First Speaker]

1. As an OCD sufferer myself...this is both funny and not-so-funny at the same time...

...because something like this happened to me once. And I did open and shut a goddam door several times, after a close friend walked out of my life. And I was laughing as I did it, looking at myself objectively. I still laugh, for the most part...

[Peregrine Took]

3. Ditto. My older brother has it big time.

Spends all day walking and doing floor exercises to increase his ability to walk long distances.
He can walk for half an hour but wants to do more. Then when he does more - he still isn't satisfied and wants to extend his time even more. One hour? Nope then he wants to walk for 2 hours.
He does this from 8 AM to 3PM every day.
Just one example.
You can only speak on the topic he introduces (no matter how weird or racist his opinion) and you can never disagree with him. You can only agree or he gets upset.

[democratisphere]

2. You've got it really bad!

Got to go wash my hands, several times, every hour! Don't forget to shut that door and check it thrice.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

4. Be sure to turn the bar of soap over every time you take it from the dish!

[democratisphere]

5. And decant the residual water from the soap dish!

[Kali]

6. !

[Demovictory9]

7. ..

[lpbk2713]

8. Smooth out the door mat.

And make sure it's in the proper place.

[NightWatcher]

9. My wife is leaving me. It's probably because I'm so insecure.

Never mind. She was just running to the grocery store. She's back.