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(70,711 posts)than Americans. While I have said that here before, years ago, the response here was derision.
This recent place was a hardline sports bar where all the dudes were over six feet and over 300 pounds and they allow nothing but the sports channels except for Jeopardy. When Alex read off his correction to a wrong answer, somebody at the bar said, "I wonder if he really KNOWS stuff or just reads it."
So I jumped in saying, "Canadians are smarter than Americans." There was an incredibly long and stunned silence. I had to clarify by listing all the Canadians successful in the media and enterainment over here: TREBEK, Art LINKLETTER, Peter JENNINGS, Martin SHORT, Michael J. FOX, Lorne GREEN, Paul SHAEFFER, and on and on. O.K., I had to concede Pamela ANDERSON, but they didn't seem to object to HER.
I had to expound further that, first of all, what I was referring to was a "something extra" in the command of language and wit and edge of personality, and that this is probably due to a difference in the education systems. Mexican nationals also show a drilled grounding in reading and grammar of their own language and just the basics in general that many Americans lack about their own.
So this became a running joke of the scoffing variety. I, a non-jock, gained a certain amount of acceptance through all the joshing that ensued. At the end of that first session, one of them came from the other end of the bar and shook hands, saying, "You're all right except for that Canadian shit."
Wait till I take this cartoon. It's gonna be ON YOU, Canuckistanian!1
Canuckistanian
(42,290 posts)And thanks for sticking up for us Canucks! Although that's not something I'd try in a sports bar.
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)in which Canadians repeatedly demonstrated superior knowledge of our political system.
EvolveOrConvolve
(6,452 posts)"Florida: the dickhole of America"
pipi_k
(21,020 posts)if southern California or extreme southwestern Arizona is the asshole of America, though...
PS to all the Canucks...I'll stick up for you guys too. I feel like I'm Canadian myself on account of my ancestors being there 300+ years before coming to the US.
Pool Hall Ace
(5,849 posts)would be the asshole.
No offense intended to the Yumans out there!
Kali
(55,014 posts)at least pick on CENTRAL AZ - Maricopa county/phx - you know, arpaio's stomping ground.
emilyg
(22,742 posts)A Simple Game
(9,214 posts)My mother came to America from Quebec when she was in her late teens.
She didn't graduate high school until she was 20 because she had to learn english.