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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsHeard any good "Knock Knock" jokes lately?
Here's an oldie but a goody:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Madame
Madame who?
Madame foot's caught in the door!"
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,877 posts)Who's there?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Knock, knock, knock.
Who's there?
Knock, knock, knock.
Who's there?
Knock, knock, knock.
Who's there?
Phillip Glass.
Beartracks
(12,821 posts)Zambero
(8,974 posts)And you may Knock Knock Knock
Living in a Knock Knock shack
And you may Knock Knock Knock
In another Knock Knock world
In a Knock Knock House
With a Knock Knock wife
And you may Knock Knock yourself
Oh Knock Knock, am I David Byrne?
LakeArenal
(28,855 posts)Whos there?
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe who?
Cantaloupe tonight, Pops got the car.
bobbieinok
(12,858 posts)Ohiogal
(32,103 posts)Whos there?
Sam and Janet.
Sam and Janet who?
(singing). Sam and Janet Evening....
Leith
(7,813 posts)as he was driving me to the House of Lords so I could make a speech.
yellowdogintexas
(22,275 posts)red dog 1
(27,872 posts)Who's there?
Wanda Smellmop
Wanda Smellmop who?
No thanks, I'm not into scat.
Harker
(14,049 posts)Response to red dog 1 (Original post)
Freelancer This message was self-deleted by its author.
Aristus
(66,467 posts)Who's there?
Impatient cow.
Impatient co-
MOO!
Wawannabe
(5,681 posts)Lol!
On edit: ...so relevant with the nunes bullshit!
Aristus
(66,467 posts)It was my grandson's favorite knock-knock joke when he was a kid.
A HERETIC I AM
(24,380 posts)Who's there?
Nazi Interrogator
Nazi interrega....SLAP!
VEE VILL ASK ZEE KVESTIONS!
Wawannabe
(5,681 posts)Whew boy! Too funny!
Never heard that one!
A HERETIC I AM
(24,380 posts)Saw it for the first time the other day!
Best when told in person with the accent!
Shrek
(3,984 posts)"Do you love me?"
"Of course!"
"Will you ever forget me?"
"Never"
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"You forgot already"
Marthe48
(17,041 posts)You start it
hunter
(38,334 posts)... asking someone to say "Knock, knock" then answering "Who's there?" when they do.
Marthe48
(17,041 posts)but sometimes not
red dog 1
(27,872 posts)Who's there?
Wijah
Wijah who?
Wijah lock the damn door?
Glorfindel
(9,739 posts)Knock, knock
Who's there?
Myra
Myra who?
My rhinoceros is hungry. Do you have anything to eat?
red dog 1
(27,872 posts)Who's there?
Bison.
Bison who?
Bison Girl Scout Cookies?
underpants
(182,922 posts)Bison
MatthewHatesTrump2
(915 posts)Who's there?
Robin
Robin who?
Robin YOU, now hand over the cash!
red dog 1
(27,872 posts)Who's there?
Trump
Trump who?
Trump the volume, I love this song"
MissMillie
(38,583 posts).
red dog 1
(27,872 posts)Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's cold as hell out here!
red dog 1
(27,872 posts)Who's there?
Baby Owl
Baby Owl who?
Baby Owl see you later
krispos42
(49,445 posts)Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there??
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?!?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there!?!
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say "banana"?
Ba-dum tsss.
Thank you folks, don't forget to try the chicken masala, and show some appreciation for the waitstaff!
nolabear
(41,991 posts)Whos there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
I didnt know you could yodel!
An oldie but a goodie...😄
Excellent. I like it.
red dog 1
(27,872 posts)Who's there?
Bed!
Bed who?
Bed you can't guess who I am!
MatthewHatesTrump2
(915 posts)Who's there?
Spell
Spell who?
Well, okay: W.H.O.
red dog 1
(27,872 posts)Who's there?
Mary and Abby
Mary and Abby who?
Mary Christmas and a Abby new year!
red dog 1
(27,872 posts)Who's there?
Ice Cream
Ice Cream who?
Ice Cream if you don't let me in!
MatthewHatesTrump2
(915 posts)Who's there?
Bed
Bed who?
Bed you can't guess who I am!
red dog 1
(27,872 posts)Who's there?
WORLD'S BIGGEST LIAR!
World's Biggest Liar who?
Donald Trump!
MatthewHatesTrump2
(915 posts)Who's there?
Nunya
Nunya who?
Nunya Business
red dog 1
(27,872 posts)Who's there?
King Tut
King Tut who?
King tucky fried chicken
red dog 1
(27,872 posts)Who's there?
Jahoba Witt
Jahoba Witt who?
Jahoba Witness, we'd like to talk to you about the Lord!
MatthewHatesTrump2
(915 posts)Who's there?
Goat
Goat who?
Goat on a limb and open the door.
MatthewHatesTrump2
(915 posts)Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor Who?
That was a great TV show, wasn't it?
red dog 1
(27,872 posts)Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
Cows go 'moo, not who.
MatthewHatesTrump2
(915 posts)Who's there?
Yorkies
Yorkies who?
Yorkies don't fit in the lock, open the door"
red dog 1
(27,872 posts)Who's there?
Aladdin
Aladdin who?
Aladdin the street wants a word with you!
red dog 1
(27,872 posts)Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here!"
red dog 1
(27,872 posts)Who's there?
Mustache
Mustache who?
Mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later.
red dog 1
(27,872 posts)Who's there?
Carrie
Carrie who?
Carrie on with what you're doing, I'm at the wrong door."
red dog 1
(27,872 posts)Who's there?
You Know!
You Know Who?
Exactly!
red dog 1
(27,872 posts)Who's there?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!
R B Garr
(16,993 posts)Whos there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, Im dwowning.
red dog 1
(27,872 posts)Because freedom rings.
underpants
(182,922 posts)SeattleVet
(5,480 posts)to tell a knock-knock joke to a homeless person?
red dog 1
(27,872 posts)Who's there?
Jesus
Jesus who?
How many do you know?
MatthewHatesTrump2
(915 posts)"Who's there?"
"Hal"
"Hal who?"
"Hal will you know if you don't open the door?"
MatthewHatesTrump2
(915 posts)Who's there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and find out
red dog 1
(27,872 posts)Who's there?
Judo
Judo who?
What, Judo know?
red dog 1
(27,872 posts)Who's there?
Spell
Spell who?
Okay, W H O
red dog 1
(27,872 posts)Who's there?
Gorilla
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a hamburger, I'm starving!
red dog 1
(27,872 posts)Who's there?
Elvis
Elvis who?
Elvis has left the building.
MatthewHatesTrump2
(915 posts)Who's there?
Shuran
Shuran who?
Shuran it's a fine day to be Irish!
red dog 1
(27,872 posts)Who's there?
Bed
Bed who?
Bed you can't guess who I am!
MatthewHatesTrump2
(915 posts)Who's there?
Tank
Tank who?
You're welcome!
red dog 1
(27,872 posts)Who's there?
Noah
Noah who?
Noah good place to eat around here?
red dog 1
(27,872 posts)Who's there?
Adore
Adore who?
Adore is between us, open up!
MatthewHatesTrump2
(915 posts)Who's there?
Cash
Cash who?
No thanks, I'll have some peanuts"
MatthewHatesTrump2
(915 posts)Who's there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and find out!
red dog 1
(27,872 posts)Who's there?
Alexia
Alexia who?
Alexia again to open this door!"
MatthewHatesTrump2
(915 posts)Who's there?
A broken pencil
A broken pencil who?
Never mind..It's pointless.
MatthewHatesTrump2
(915 posts)who's there?
Etch
Etch who?
Bless you!
red dog 1
(27,872 posts)Who's there?
Ice cream
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't open up this door!"
red dog 1
(27,872 posts)Who's there?
Nuisance
Nuisance who?
What's nuisance yesterday?
red dog 1
(27,872 posts)Who's there?
Zany
Zany who?
Zany body home?
handmade34
(22,758 posts)who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
oh, I love you too!!
PJMcK
(22,054 posts)Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Butch, Jimmy and Joe.
Butch, Jimmy and Joe who?
Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss and let's Joe!
red dog 1
(27,872 posts)Who's there?
Lion
Lion who?
Lion on your doorstep, open up!
sakabatou
(42,178 posts)Who's there?
*slams the door on the person's face* The door!
red dog 1
(27,872 posts)Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?
red dog 1
(27,872 posts)Who's there?
Mikey
Mikey who?
Mikey got lost, open up!
red dog 1
(27,872 posts)Who's there?
Yacht
Yacht who?
Yacht to know me by now, let me in.
red dog 1
(27,872 posts)Who's there?
To
To who?
No, it's to whom!
red dog 1
(27,872 posts)Who's there?
Vote Blue No Matter
Vote Blue No Matter Who?
Absolutely...Trump must be defeated!
red dog 1
(27,872 posts)Who's there?
Gorilla
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a hamburger!