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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsWhat's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?
trump's never had a garbanzo bean on his face.
You're welcome.
I'll see myself out.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,734 posts)guillaumeb
(42,641 posts)barbtries
(28,799 posts)good one. not proud to admit it but it took me a second to get that.
bluecollar2
(3,622 posts)But given she's 86 years old it may take her awhile....
I'm guessing it will come to her in the middle of the night and I'm gonna get a call...
Paka
(2,760 posts)I'm 79 and it took me a few minutes and reading some of the posts before I got it.
bluecollar2
(3,622 posts)For the last three years...patience is a job requirement... lol...
She has a "strong dislike" for the current White House squatter...
When the penny drops she's going to love it and then call her sister to share....
barbtries
(28,799 posts)my father used to always call my mother a "limey" because you told her a joke on Saturday and she laughed at it on Wednesday. i never figured out how that made her a limey though, except that he was Scotch/Irish/Welsh and she was half English and half Swedish.
lunatica
(53,410 posts)bluecollar2
(3,622 posts)So maybe your Dad knew what he was talking about...
reACTIONary
(5,770 posts)Grasswire2
(13,571 posts)He'll be here all week.
Polly Hennessey
(6,799 posts)and love it.
Mersky
(4,982 posts)luvtheGWN
(1,336 posts)montana_hazeleyes
(3,424 posts)I thought they are the same.
barbtries
(28,799 posts)it took me a second also.
lunatica
(53,410 posts)Chick pea as in urine from the Steele dossier.
montana_hazeleyes
(3,424 posts)Thank you guys! I would have never gotten it.
FakeNoose
(32,645 posts)The Golden Girls approve!
EveHammond13
(2,855 posts)LudwigPastorius
(9,155 posts)IronLionZion
(45,454 posts)lunatica
(53,410 posts)Onyrleft
(344 posts)Aussie105
(5,401 posts)And I will never be able to look at a chickpea the same way again.
Thanks! Thanks for nothing!
AllaN01Bear
(18,261 posts)Ligyron
(7,633 posts)Got it immediately, but I'm like that...
warmfeet
(3,321 posts)N_E_1 for Tennis
(9,734 posts)is that yellow journalism?
California_Republic
(1,826 posts)sakabatou
(42,157 posts)dchill
(38,505 posts)Hilarious!
DENVERPOPS
(8,835 posts)You son of a gun, I just took a swig of coffee and now thanks to you I am cleaning the entire mouthful of my computer screen.......
LOL X 1000. Perfect
trixie2
(905 posts)soldierant
(6,890 posts)I promise to tip my server well.
cannabis_flower
(3,764 posts)I heard Trump was a germaphobe and would never have anyone pea on him. But that doesn't mean that he wouldn't like to watch two girls pee on each other.
trof
(54,256 posts)erlewyne
(1,115 posts)I got the pun this time.
Chickpea is a curiosity of mine because there was a Ptolemy
called Chickpea. In ancient lore you were not supposed to eat
beans before worship. Chickpea Ptolemy must have been fat
and loved to eat beans. But, the reason for the forbidden
eating of beans was because you were forbidden to fart
during the ceremonies with the penalty being excommunication.
I can't imagine that Ptolemy Chickpea was fartful.