A man walks into a bar

[kairos12]

and is surprised to see a horse behind the counter serving drinks. The horse looks up and says, " Hey buddy, what's the problem? You've never see a horse bartending before?"

No," the man says, it's just that I never thought the parrot would sell the place."

[dhol82]

1. Badadboom!

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

2. LOVE IT!!

[LuckyCharms]

3. Then a pony walked in. The bartender horse jealously looked at the pony

and said "Holy shit dude, you're hung like a horse".

[LuckyCharms]

4. And then a chicken defended the man

by saying to the horse...What the cluck is your problem, longface?

[LuckyCharms]

5. Then the man, sensing imminent danger, stepped away from the bar. as the

horse, pony and chicken began to urinate on each other to establish dominance.

[LuckyCharms]

6. As the horse and the pony squared off, ready to fight...

the chicken cowered in the corner. He could not move because his feathers were weighed down with gallons of horse and pony urine.

[LuckyCharms]

7. The horse and pony started talking shit to each other...

The well hung pony looked at the horse and said...your 19 inch penis looks like a penis, only smaller.

[LuckyCharms]

8. The horse lowered his head in shame as the entire bar laughed at the

pony's comment.

[LuckyCharms]

9. The horse became so dejected that he quit his job at the bar

went home, and went on a 6 month eating and drinking binge. He consumed nothing but corndogs and cheap beer. The horse gained 2,500 pounds in 6 months.

The sad horse who was previously a successful bartender, was now a roadside attraction...Henry the huge Horse.

Cruel teenagers would drive by him and mock him by neighing at him and throwing empty beer bottles at him.

Henry eventually found Jesus, accepted his fate in life, and turned his troubles over to the Lord.

He now lives happily in Cuba, in a mansion previously owned by Hyman Roth, the character in the Godfather II movie.