Calling for Lounge Latin/heraldry speaker to do the lingo thing for my motto

[UTUSN]

&, yes, I know that "heraldry" is not a language.

So I've settled (at least for tonight) on my heraldic motto as: (ta-da) MY CONSCIENCE IS CLEAR.

I could have gone for, SHORT FAT OLD.

* Or, MORE SINNED AGAINST THAN SINNING.

* Or, I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS.

[WheelWalker]

1. SUCK IT UP

[UTUSN]

2. Very prescient. That's the one the military uses!1 Latin, please?!1

[WheelWalker]

5. 'Vita dura, esto durior'

Life is tough, be tougher.

[UTUSN]

8. Even better, thanks!1

[jberryhill]

3. Ego Sum Reus

[UTUSN]

4. Mm kay, which Google tells me is "I am not guilty" - thanks.

[jberryhill]

11. Goes over better in court when you have it tattooed on your neck

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. Orchides eorum trahite; cordes et mentes sequentur.

[hedda_foil]

7. Lead them by their balls and their hearts and minds will follow?

[UTUSN]

9. Hah!1

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

10. Exactly.

[Aristus]

12. Ad magnvm, et vade a domvm tvvm.

"Go big or go home."

[Wolf Frankula]

13. Remember that motto of the Roman Legions

Stercus occuret. Shit happens.

Wolf

[UTUSN]

16. Hah!1 They were told, as they counted off to be decimated..

[KY_EnviroGuy]

14. I Googled "humorous latin expressions".....

and among many others, got this:

Link: https://funny.allwomenstalk.com/funny-latin-phrases-youll-benefit-from-learning/

1. "Non torsii subligarium" means "Don't Get Your Knickers in a Twist".

Or, from this site: https://latin-phrases.co.uk/quotes/

"sane, paululum linguae latinae dico" means "Sure, I speak a little Latin".

And, this one from very ancient Republicans:

"exitus acta probat" menas "The result validates the deeds".

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KY.............

[UTUSN]

15. I sense a fan of Professor Mary BEARD, or should be. Very fun.

[malthaussen]

17. So, how do you blazon your arms?

"Azure, a tequila bottle proper, empty." Motto: "Non satis est potus."

-- Mal

[UTUSN]

18. Not enough drink/drunk/drinking?!1 Well, tequila non for me.

Couldn't stand the taste at the first and only sip. But as a fringe (not real) post-Hippie (the '70s, not the '60s), I *did* have one full evening drinking mezcal and saw colors and the next morning drinking WATER saw colors again. And that was it for me.

My drinking experience is like gambling where you win one time and that one time fuels scores of times losing. Iow, it's not really socializing, since 90% of the time there's nobody to have a good conversation with, but as in one of the Japanese religions where wine is used to meditate with, it's mostly meditation time for me with lots and lots of Good Ideas!1 Besides now with phones it's all staring and swiping at the phone. So why go when this can be done at home? Well, the music in the background is something.

[UTUSN]

19. Latin-English translation: Nihil enim mihi conscius