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LuckyCharms

(17,444 posts) Fri Jan 3, 2020, 11:06 PM Jan 2020

I'm 61, but I have the body of a 40 year old

dog.

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I'm 61, but I have the body of a 40 year old (Original Post) LuckyCharms Jan 2020 OP

When I read the title my first thought was: "Tied up where?" bitterross Jan 2020 #1

When I turned 60, I went out looking for one of those "cougar" women. LuckyCharms Jan 2020 #4

Cougars are way too fast for me. Plus they scratch. unblock Jan 2020 #6

I don't have LuckyCharms Jan 2020 #8

Impo'tant then unblock Jan 2020 #14

If my 12 year old dog is 72 in human years randr Jan 2020 #2

Jeez! I just took a pain pill! I can't do math right now! LuckyCharms Jan 2020 #3

...Ford Pinto. TheCowsCameHome Jan 2020 #5

Hey! I actually considered buying one of those LuckyCharms Jan 2020 #7

i had one for a while. mopinko Jan 2020 #9

It's always better to buy one... LuckyCharms Jan 2020 #10

...in the dealer showroom! TheCowsCameHome Jan 2020 #11

My grandfather had the heart of a lion TlalocW Jan 2020 #12

Military: The Master Chief/Top Sgt has the heart of a six year old... in a jar on his desk. keithbvadu2 Jan 2020 #19

Im 61 MFM008 Jan 2020 #13

Wait till you get to be my age of 71 lunatica Jan 2020 #15

Ah, yes! Mem-oh-rheeeeees. keithbvadu2 Jan 2020 #17

LOL! lunatica Jan 2020 #18

Just turned 71, an hour and a half ago. keithbvadu2 Jan 2020 #20

Hey! Happy Birthday! lunatica Jan 2020 #21

Thanks keithbvadu2 Jan 2020 #22

I was going to say wryter2000 Jan 2020 #16

And the 40 year old wants it back Wolf Frankula Jan 2020 #23

Just so company doesn't look in the freezer. nt eppur_se_muova Jan 2020 #24

So do I Ron Obvious Jan 2020 #25

bitterross

(4,066 posts)

1. When I read the title my first thought was: "Tied up where?"

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Fri Jan 3, 2020, 11:09 PM

Jan 2020

Or, how much is it costing to rent it?

LuckyCharms

(17,444 posts)

4. When I turned 60, I went out looking for one of those "cougar" women.

Reply to bitterross (Reply #1)

Fri Jan 3, 2020, 11:28 PM

Jan 2020

I found one.

She's 112.

I'm disappointed. I don't understand the hype about dating older women.

unblock

(52,253 posts)

6. Cougars are way too fast for me. Plus they scratch.

Reply to LuckyCharms (Reply #4)

Fri Jan 3, 2020, 11:32 PM

Jan 2020

And I ain't letting those teeth near anything important!

LuckyCharms

(17,444 posts)

8. I don't have

Reply to unblock (Reply #6)

Fri Jan 3, 2020, 11:33 PM

Jan 2020

anything on my body anymore that is considered "important".

unblock

(52,253 posts)

14. Impo'tant then

Reply to LuckyCharms (Reply #8)

Sat Jan 4, 2020, 12:42 AM

Jan 2020

randr

(12,412 posts)

2. If my 12 year old dog is 72 in human years

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Fri Jan 3, 2020, 11:22 PM

Jan 2020

Am I only 12 in dog years?

LuckyCharms

(17,444 posts)

3. Jeez! I just took a pain pill! I can't do math right now!

Reply to randr (Reply #2)

Fri Jan 3, 2020, 11:23 PM

Jan 2020

TheCowsCameHome

(40,168 posts)

5. ...Ford Pinto.

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Fri Jan 3, 2020, 11:29 PM

Jan 2020

LuckyCharms

(17,444 posts)

7. Hey! I actually considered buying one of those

Reply to TheCowsCameHome (Reply #5)

Fri Jan 3, 2020, 11:32 PM

Jan 2020

back in the day.

Until they, you know, started blowing up.

mopinko

(70,121 posts)

9. i had one for a while.

Reply to LuckyCharms (Reply #7)

Fri Jan 3, 2020, 11:35 PM

Jan 2020

it got rear ended before i bought it, so i figured it was safe.

LuckyCharms

(17,444 posts)

10. It's always better to buy one...

Reply to mopinko (Reply #9)

Fri Jan 3, 2020, 11:38 PM

Jan 2020

after it has already blown up. You don't have to worry about it depreciating any further.

TheCowsCameHome

(40,168 posts)

11. ...in the dealer showroom!

Reply to LuckyCharms (Reply #7)

Fri Jan 3, 2020, 11:42 PM

Jan 2020

TlalocW

(15,384 posts)

12. My grandfather had the heart of a lion

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sat Jan 4, 2020, 12:30 AM

Jan 2020

And a lifetime ban from the city zoo.

TlalocW

keithbvadu2

(36,827 posts)

19. Military: The Master Chief/Top Sgt has the heart of a six year old... in a jar on his desk.

Reply to TlalocW (Reply #12)

Sat Jan 4, 2020, 02:29 AM

Jan 2020

Military: The Master Chief/Top Sgt has the heart of a six year old... in a jar on his desk.

MFM008

(19,816 posts)

13. Im 61

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sat Jan 4, 2020, 12:33 AM

Jan 2020

And i think King Tutankhamun is felling better than me.
I know he looks better....

lunatica

(53,410 posts)

15. Wait till you get to be my age of 71

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sat Jan 4, 2020, 02:08 AM

Jan 2020

My dog days are long gone! But those were the days! Enjoy them.

keithbvadu2

(36,827 posts)

17. Ah, yes! Mem-oh-rheeeeees.

Reply to lunatica (Reply #15)

Sat Jan 4, 2020, 02:24 AM

Jan 2020

Ah, yes! Mem-oh-rheeeeees.

The older I get, the better I was.

lunatica

(53,410 posts)

18. LOL!

Reply to keithbvadu2 (Reply #17)

Sat Jan 4, 2020, 02:28 AM

Jan 2020

Now there’s an attitude I can get behind!

keithbvadu2

(36,827 posts)

20. Just turned 71, an hour and a half ago.

Reply to lunatica (Reply #18)

Sat Jan 4, 2020, 02:30 AM

Jan 2020

Just turned 71, an hour and a half ago.

lunatica

(53,410 posts)

21. Hey! Happy Birthday!

Reply to keithbvadu2 (Reply #20)

Sat Jan 4, 2020, 02:32 AM

Jan 2020

You’re a Septuagenarian! It’s a thing.

keithbvadu2

(36,827 posts)

22. Thanks

Reply to lunatica (Reply #21)

Sat Jan 4, 2020, 02:49 AM

Jan 2020

wryter2000

(46,051 posts)

16. I was going to say

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sat Jan 4, 2020, 02:11 AM

Jan 2020

Give it back to the 40 year old

Or to quote Groucho, “You have the mind of a four-year-old child, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it.”

Wolf Frankula

(3,601 posts)

23. And the 40 year old wants it back

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sat Jan 4, 2020, 03:22 AM

Jan 2020

I'm almost 65. I could still fight rapier, but because I had a kidney removed, the marshallate won't let me.

Wolf

eppur_se_muova

(36,269 posts)

24. Just so company doesn't look in the freezer. nt

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sat Jan 4, 2020, 03:54 AM

Jan 2020

Ron Obvious

(6,261 posts)

25. So do I

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sat Jan 4, 2020, 03:10 PM

Jan 2020

Of course, that's in Hexadecimal.

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